Do you know how to make a great first impression, survive a group chat without causing chaos, and get through a meal without horrifying your table mates?
If not—you’re not alone.
Don’t Eat Like a Neanderthal is the ultimate survival guide for modern teens who want to master manners, boost their social skills, and walk into any room (or group chat) with confidence—without turning into a stiff, boring robot. This isn’t about which fork goes where (okay, maybe a little). It’s about learning how to be someone people actually want to sit with, talk to, text back, and invite again.
From lunch tables to DMs, this book tackles real-life etiquette for real-life situations—with humor, honesty, and absolutely zero snobbery.
You’ll learn:
Why appearance and posture actually matter (no cape required)
How to handle digital drama like a legend
The art of apologizing—and meaning it
Table manners that won’t make your friends cringe
How to RSVP like a pro and show up like you mean it
Packed with quizzes, challenges, and laugh-out-loud advice, this book doesn’t just tell you what to do—it shows you how to own it.
Perfect for ages 11–16 (and anyone who’s ever been side-eyed for chewing too loud).
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Do you know how to make a great first impression, survive a group chat without causing chaos, and get through a meal without horrifying your table mates?If not-you're not alone.Don't Eat Like a Neanderthal is the ultimate survival guide for modern teens who want to master manners, boost their social skills, and walk into any room (or group chat) with confidence-without turning into a stiff, boring robot. This isn't about which fork goes where (okay, maybe a little). It's about learning how to be someone people actually want to sit with, talk to, text back, and invite again.From lunch tables to DMs, this book tackles real-life etiquette for real-life situations-with humor, honesty, and absolutely zero snobbery.You'll learn: Why appearance and posture actually matter (no cape required)How to handle digital drama like a legendThe art of apologizing-and meaning itTable manners that won't make your friends cringeHow to RSVP like a pro and show up like you mean itPacked with quizzes, challenges, and laugh-out-loud advice, this book doesn't just tell you what to do-it shows you how to own it.Perfect for ages 11-16 (and anyone who's ever been side-eyed for chewing too loud). This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798285056621
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Do you know how to make a great first impression, survive a group chat without causing chaos, and get through a meal without horrifying your table mates?If not-you're not alone.Don't Eat Like a Neanderthal is the ultimate survival guide for modern teens who want to master manners, boost their social skills, and walk into any room (or group chat) with confidence-without turning into a stiff, boring robot. This isn't about which fork goes where (okay, maybe a little). It's about learning how to be someone people actually want to sit with, talk to, text back, and invite again.From lunch tables to DMs, this book tackles real-life etiquette for real-life situations-with humor, honesty, and absolutely zero snobbery.You'll learn: Why appearance and posture actually matter (no cape required)How to handle digital drama like a legendThe art of apologizing-and meaning itTable manners that won't make your friends cringeHow to RSVP like a pro and show up like you mean itPacked with quizzes, challenges, and laugh-out-loud advice, this book doesn't just tell you what to do-it shows you how to own it.Perfect for ages 11-16 (and anyone who's ever been side-eyed for chewing too loud). This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798285056621
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