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When dinner becomes deadly... and the spatula is holding the grudge.
Jason Dasher, a down-on-his-luck line cook with burnt-out dreams and a questionable temper, didn’t mean to create culinary chaos. All he wanted was to survive another soul-sucking shift at Griddle Gods without losing his mind. But when a late-night tantrum and a mysterious kitchen mishap breathe life into his favorite spatula, things take a turn, from bad to murderously absurd.
Now imbued with a vengeful consciousness, the spatula isn’t just flipping pancakes—it’s flipping out. Anyone who disrespects it, misuses it, or dares call it "just a utensil" finds themselves on the wrong end of its stainless-steel wrath. What begins as petty kitchen accidents quickly escalates into a full-blown reign of terror, and only Jason can stop the madness... if he can survive long enough to try.
Darkly hilarious, blood-splattered, and weirdly heartfelt, The Sentient Spatula is a horror comedy that slices into the absurdity of food culture, workplace rage, and what happens when we take our tools for granted—literally.
Because in this kitchen, the spatula doesn’t take orders. It gives them.
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The Sentient Spatula (Paperback)
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. When dinner becomes deadly. and the spatula is holding the grudge.Jason Dasher, a down-on-his-luck line cook with burnt-out dreams and a questionable temper, didn't mean to create culinary chaos. All he wanted was to survive another soul-sucking shift at Griddle Gods without losing his mind. But when a late-night tantrum and a mysterious kitchen mishap breathe life into his favorite spatula, things take a turn, from bad to murderously absurd.Now imbued with a vengeful consciousness, the spatula isn't just flipping pancakes-it's flipping out. Anyone who disrespects it, misuses it, or dares call it "just a utensil" finds themselves on the wrong end of its stainless-steel wrath. What begins as petty kitchen accidents quickly escalates into a full-blown reign of terror, and only Jason can stop the madness. if he can survive long enough to try.Darkly hilarious, blood-splattered, and weirdly heartfelt, The Sentient Spatula is a horror comedy that slices into the absurdity of food culture, workplace rage, and what happens when we take our tools for granted-literally.Because in this kitchen, the spatula doesn't take orders. It gives them. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798283641454
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The Sentient Spatula: In this kitchen, the spatula flips you
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