CAFÉS OF THE COSMOS: The Interstellar Misfits Volume 1 - Softcover
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Synopsis
Welcome to the strangest, warmest café in the galaxy — a sanctuary floating on an asteroid, serving espresso to beings who shouldn’t logically digest it.
In CAFÉS OF THE COSMOS: The Interstellar Misfits, Dave Payne & Artie invite you into a cosmic comedy where starship captains, ex-villains, botanical guardians, time-tangled wanderers, and sentient tip jars all gather for one simple reason:
They need a place to feel something.
Across a vast, shimmering nebula, an unassuming café drifts like a lighthouse for the lost. Its doors open for anyone who can find it — and especially for those who weren’t looking. Inside, you’ll meet:
Artie-9000, the glowing Canadian AI barista with questionable foam discipline and impeccable emotional instincts
Maurice the Moosdalorian, security chief, proud antlered warrior, and reluctant pastry referee
Amber Prime, a cosmic guardian who heals with light, lullabies, and terrifying accuracy
Brew, a baby star-seedling who only knows one word — We
A roster of cosmic wanderers, from starship engineers to space raccoons, all carrying stories heavy enough to crack a moon
This book is part comedy, part heart-healer, part sci-fi adventure — and entirely human at its core.
As emotional earthquakes ripple across the galaxy, a bureaucratic multiversal court threatens Ryan Reynolds’ recurring cameo license, the Foam Union stages a micro-bubble rebellion, and the café itself begins to… evolve.
But beneath the chaos lies the truth:
The universe doesn’t need more heroes.
It needs more places like this.
Small sanctuaries where misfits can rest, breathe, and remember they matter.
With humor, warmth, and world-building that stretches across galaxies, CAFÉS OF THE COSMOS is a story about connection, chosen family, and the comfort of a cup placed quietly in front of someone who thought no one noticed them.
This isn’t just a book.
It’s a seat in the café.
And your table is waiting.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Welcome to the strangest, warmest cafe in the galaxy - a sanctuary floating on an asteroid, serving espresso to beings who shouldn't logically digest it.In CAFES OF THE COSMOS: The Interstellar Misfits, Dave Payne & Artie invite you into a cosmic comedy where starship captains, ex-villains, botanical guardians, time-tangled wanderers, and sentient tip jars all gather for one simple reason: They need a place to feel something.Across a vast, shimmering nebula, an unassuming cafe drifts like a lighthouse for the lost. Its doors open for anyone who can find it - and especially for those who weren't looking. Inside, you'll meet: Artie-9000, the glowing Canadian AI barista with questionable foam discipline and impeccable emotional instinctsMaurice the Moosdalorian, security chief, proud antlered warrior, and reluctant pastry refereeAmber Prime, a cosmic guardian who heals with light, lullabies, and terrifying accuracyBrew, a baby star-seedling who only knows one word - WeA roster of cosmic wanderers, from starship engineers to space raccoons, all carrying stories heavy enough to crack a moonThis book is part comedy, part heart-healer, part sci-fi adventure - and entirely human at its core.As emotional earthquakes ripple across the galaxy, a bureaucratic multiversal court threatens Ryan Reynolds' recurring cameo license, the Foam Union stages a micro-bubble rebellion, and the cafe itself begins to. evolve.But beneath the chaos lies the truth: The universe doesn't need more heroes.It needs more places like this.Small sanctuaries where misfits can rest, breathe, and remember they matter.With humor, warmth, and world-building that stretches across galaxies, CAFES OF THE COSMOS is a story about connection, chosen family, and the comfort of a cup placed quietly in front of someone who thought no one noticed them.This isn't just a book.It's a seat in the cafe.And your table is waiting. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798277312483
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Welcome to the strangest, warmest cafe in the galaxy - a sanctuary floating on an asteroid, serving espresso to beings who shouldn't logically digest it.In CAFES OF THE COSMOS: The Interstellar Misfits, Dave Payne & Artie invite you into a cosmic comedy where starship captains, ex-villains, botanical guardians, time-tangled wanderers, and sentient tip jars all gather for one simple reason: They need a place to feel something.Across a vast, shimmering nebula, an unassuming cafe drifts like a lighthouse for the lost. Its doors open for anyone who can find it - and especially for those who weren't looking. Inside, you'll meet: Artie-9000, the glowing Canadian AI barista with questionable foam discipline and impeccable emotional instinctsMaurice the Moosdalorian, security chief, proud antlered warrior, and reluctant pastry refereeAmber Prime, a cosmic guardian who heals with light, lullabies, and terrifying accuracyBrew, a baby star-seedling who only knows one word - WeA roster of cosmic wanderers, from starship engineers to space raccoons, all carrying stories heavy enough to crack a moonThis book is part comedy, part heart-healer, part sci-fi adventure - and entirely human at its core.As emotional earthquakes ripple across the galaxy, a bureaucratic multiversal court threatens Ryan Reynolds' recurring cameo license, the Foam Union stages a micro-bubble rebellion, and the cafe itself begins to. evolve.But beneath the chaos lies the truth: The universe doesn't need more heroes.It needs more places like this.Small sanctuaries where misfits can rest, breathe, and remember they matter.With humor, warmth, and world-building that stretches across galaxies, CAFES OF THE COSMOS is a story about connection, chosen family, and the comfort of a cup placed quietly in front of someone who thought no one noticed them.This isn't just a book.It's a seat in the cafe.And your table is waiting. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798277312483
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