CRUISING HACKS: Deluxe Full Color Collectors Gift Edition (KBYG: Know Before You Go Book Series) - Softcover

Sparkles!, Capt Scotty

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798272826749

Publisher: Independently published, 2025

Synopsis

CRUISING HACKS
Deluxe Full Color Collectors Gift Edition

2026 Edition (NOW UPDATED TO 170+ PAGES!)

Think you know cruising? Think again.
“Like a stand-up comedy show at sea — with tips you’ll actually use.”
“If Dave Barry and the Cruise Director had a baby, this would be it.”

Once you open Cruising Hacks, you’ll never look at a cruise ship the same way again!

Laugh. Learn. Cruise Smarter.

Written by Captain Scotty “Sparkles” and First Mate Labrador Retriever “Senator,” this laugh-out-loud full-color guide takes you behind the scenes of modern cruising—with humor, insider tips, and secrets the crew can’t tell you out loud.
Whether you’re a first-time cruiser or a Platinum-status pro, you’ll discover how to cruise smarter, save big, and soak up every ounce of fun on your next voyage. From embarkation chaos to buffet strategy, this book turns cruise confusion into smooth sailing.

🌊 What’s Inside

• 🧭 170+ pages of cruise wisdom, humor, and hacks
• 🎨 140 vibrant illustrations that bring ship life to life
• 💡 120 insider tips, tricks, and trivia nuggets
• 💵 100 real-world money-saving hacks
• ⚓ 50 laugh-out-loud “Deck” chapters
• 🏝️ 10 outrageous “Bonus Excursions” adventures
• 🧩 Crossword & word-finder puzzles
• 🧺 Towel animal tutorial
• 🦆 Yellow rubber ducky cutout — your new cruise mascot!

🌴 Why You’ll Love It
✔ Perfect for cruise veterans, newbies, and armchair travelers
✔ Packed with real insider knowledge wrapped in humor
✔ Makes an unforgettable bon voyage gift or cabin surprise
✔ A must-read before any cruise — guaranteed to make you the life of the Lido Deck!

So grab your flip-flops, fruity drink, and sense of humor...and sail smarter with CRUISING HACKS KBYG!

🎁 Perfect Gift for:

• Cruise enthusiasts & travel lovers
• Cabin-mates & Shipmates
• Retirement, honeymoon, or bucket-list travelers
• Anyone who loves to laugh (and hates paying full price)

All aboard the Fun Ship of Knowledge — where saving money and making memories go hand-in-hand!

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2025
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798272826749
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 172