The world would like a response. It can wait.
At some point, being a person became a customer-service position. You wake up already in the queue. Work wants an update. Your phone wants a password.
We Regret to Inform You I Am One Person is a darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. With sharp humor, psychology-informed insight, and absolutely no 4:30 a.m. routine, Samantha Fornaris takes on the absurdity of being constantly reachable, endlessly capable, and somehow still expected to answer with a smiley face.
Funny, furious, and deeply validating-like turning on Do Not Disturb and refusing to explain yourself.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The world would like a response. It can wait. At some point, being a person became a customer-service position. You wake up already in the queue. Work wants an update. Your phone wants a password. We Regret to Inform You I Am One Person is a darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. With sharp humor, psychology-informed insight, and absolutely no 4:30 a.m. routine, Samantha Fornaris takes on the absurdity of being constantly reachable, endlessly capable, and somehow still expected to answer with a smiley face. Notifications, interruptions, and manufactured urgency Green status dots, office performance, and quick questions Productivity guilt, anxious rest, and hobbies turned into work Permission to be unavailable, unfinished, and still worthy Funny, furious, and deeply validating-like turning on Do Not Disturb and refusing to explain yourself. A darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. Permission to be unavailable, unfinished, and still worthy. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798256266783
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The world would like a response. It can wait. At some point, being a person became a customer-service position. You wake up already in the queue. Work wants an update. Your phone wants a password. We Regret to Inform You I Am One Person is a darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. With sharp humor, psychology-informed insight, and absolutely no 4:30 a.m. routine, Samantha Fornaris takes on the absurdity of being constantly reachable, endlessly capable, and somehow still expected to answer with a smiley face. Notifications, interruptions, and manufactured urgency Green status dots, office performance, and quick questions Productivity guilt, anxious rest, and hobbies turned into work Permission to be unavailable, unfinished, and still worthy Funny, furious, and deeply validating-like turning on Do Not Disturb and refusing to explain yourself. A darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. Permission to be unavailable, unfinished, and still worthy. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our Sydney, NSW warehouse or from our UK or US warehouse, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798256266783
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. The world would like a response. It can wait. At some point, being a person became a customer-service position. You wake up already in the queue. Work wants an update. Your phone wants a password. We Regret to Inform You I Am One Person is a darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. With sharp humor, psychology-informed insight, and absolutely no 4:30 a.m. routine, Samantha Fornaris takes on the absurdity of being constantly reachable, endlessly capable, and somehow still expected to answer with a smiley face. Notifications, interruptions, and manufactured urgency Green status dots, office performance, and quick questions Productivity guilt, anxious rest, and hobbies turned into work Permission to be unavailable, unfinished, and still worthy Funny, furious, and deeply validating-like turning on Do Not Disturb and refusing to explain yourself. A darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. Permission to be unavailable, unfinished, and still worthy. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798256266783
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - The world would like a response. It can wait. At some point, being a person became a customer-service position. You wake up already in the queue. Work wants an update. Your phone wants a password. We Regret to Inform You I Am One Person is a darkly funny look at what happens when modern life treats your attention like an unlimited natural resource. With sharp humor, psychology-informed insight, and absolutely no 4:30 a.m. routine, Samantha Fornaris takes on the absurdity of being constantly reachable, endlessly capable, and somehow still expected to answer with a smiley face. Notifications, interruptions, and manufactured urgency Green status dots, office performance, and quick questions Productivity guilt, anxious rest, and hobbies turned into work Permission to be unavailable, unfinished, and still worthy Funny, furious, and deeply validating-like turning on Do Not Disturb and refusing to explain yourself. Seller Inventory # 9798256266783
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. We Regret to Inform You I Am One Person | Darkly Funny Truths for Women Who Are Overworked, Overwhelmed, and One "Quick Question" Away From Losing Their Sh*t | Fornaris | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2026 | Life, Apparently. | EAN 9798256266783 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand. Seller Inventory # 136774597