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Everything You Need to Know About Sailing (Except How to Sail): A Brilliantly Useless Collection of Sailor Jokes, Sea Stories, and Questionable Maritime Wisdom - Softcover
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You don’t need to know how to sail to enjoy this book.
In fact… it might even help if you don’t.
This is not a guide.
This is not a manual.
And it will definitely not make you a better sailor.
What you’ll find instead is something far more valuable:
- Dry, razor-sharp sailor humour
- Absurd maritime observations that feel suspiciously true
- Questionable advice you will probably remember at the worst possible moment
- The kind of jokes only make sense after things have gone slightly wrong
Written in the spirit of long passages, questionable decisions, and calm voices in mildly catastrophic situations, this book captures what sailing really is:
/ Not mastery.
// Not control.
/// But a continuous negotiation with reality… and a cup of tea.
Whether you are:
- a seasoned sailor
- a dreamer of open horizons
- or simply someone who enjoys very British understatement
This book is your perfect companion.
Because at sea, as in life, everything is under control… until it isn’t.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. You don't need to know how to sail to enjoy this book.In fact. it might even help if you don't.This is not a guide.This is not a manual.And it will definitely not make you a better sailor.What you'll find instead is something far more valuable: Dry, razor-sharp sailor humourAbsurd maritime observations that feel suspiciously trueQuestionable advice you will probably remember at the worst possible momentThe kind of jokes only make sense after things have gone slightly wrongWritten in the spirit of long passages, questionable decisions, and calm voices in mildly catastrophic situations, this book captures what sailing really is: / Not mastery.// Not control./// But a continuous negotiation with reality. and a cup of tea.Whether you are: a seasoned sailora dreamer of open horizonsor simply someone who enjoys very British understatementThis book is your perfect companion.Because at sea, as in life, everything is under control. until it isn't.sailing humor I sailor jokes I boating gifts I nautical humor I funny sailing book I sailing gift for men This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798255198962
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. You don't need to know how to sail to enjoy this book.In fact. it might even help if you don't.This is not a guide.This is not a manual.And it will definitely not make you a better sailor.What you'll find instead is something far more valuable: Dry, razor-sharp sailor humourAbsurd maritime observations that feel suspiciously trueQuestionable advice you will probably remember at the worst possible momentThe kind of jokes only make sense after things have gone slightly wrongWritten in the spirit of long passages, questionable decisions, and calm voices in mildly catastrophic situations, this book captures what sailing really is: / Not mastery.// Not control./// But a continuous negotiation with reality. and a cup of tea.Whether you are: a seasoned sailora dreamer of open horizonsor simply someone who enjoys very British understatementThis book is your perfect companion.Because at sea, as in life, everything is under control. until it isn't.sailing humor I sailor jokes I boating gifts I nautical humor I funny sailing book I sailing gift for men This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798255198962
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