Funny Retirement Survival Guide: The Ultimate Retirement Gift for the Man Who’s Officially Promoted to Full-Time Living: 3 (Still Kicking Series) - Softcover

KICKING, STILL

Softcover

ISBN 13: 9798250951012

Publisher: Independently published, 2026

Synopsis

Looking for a retirement gift that makes him say, “That’s exactly me”?

He’s put in the years. Survived the Mondays. Earned the farewell cake. Now give him something that celebrates the man—not just the end of his career.

Funny Retirement Survival Guide welcomes him to his next position: Full-Time Living. No boss. No commute. Absolutely no performance reviews. Just a whole new world of plans, projects, and important business nobody asked him to supervise.

If he calls a three-hour trip to the hardware store “a quick errand,” this is his kind of book.

Inside, he’ll recognize the everyday comedy of life after work:

• The first Monday off: waking up convinced he’s late—then remembering that meeting is officially somebody else’s problem.
• The urge to improve everything: discovering that moving the coffee mugs requires more diplomacy than anyone mentioned at his farewell party.
• The hobby he’s discussed for fifteen years: finally finding out whether he enjoys it—or accidentally adopted another job.
• His surprisingly busy new calendar: coffee at 10 a.m., midweek adventures, and important projects that can absolutely wait until tomorrow.

And when his newfound freedom leads to a debate over the thermostat: “You’ve retired from meetings. You don’t need a new one in the hallway.”

Short sections. Familiar situations. Affectionate humor.

This collection of funny observations and warm reflections is easy to enjoy a few pages at a time. It finds the comedy in the small adjustments nobody puts in the retirement brochure—and celebrates everything he still has to look forward to.

Whether you’re celebrating your dad, husband, brother, friend, or coworker, it’s a personal way to say: “You’ve earned this. And yes, this book reminded me of you.”

Add a personal note, wrap it up, and give him something to enjoy long after the farewell speeches are over.

Give him Funny Retirement Survival Guide—and celebrate his promotion to Full-Time Living.

Edition details

• Publisher: Independently published
• Publication date: 2026
• Language: English
• ISBN 13: 9798250951012
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 104