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You'd think a ski trip would be simple. Fresh powder. 80s neon. Zero frost-bitten influencers.
But no. I, Corvus Q. Featherbottom—raven, psychopomp, and the only one who understands that camouflage is just a lack of confidence—have been dragged to the Silver Peak Resort so Death can prove he has "mastered the pizza technique."
The "pizza" in question involves a nuclear-magenta ski suit, fifteen unnecessary zippers, and a very confused concierge.
Jack Frost, as it turns out, is currently "optimizing" the mountain into a Deep Freeze that's less about winter and more about burying the local influencer summit in a permanent ice age.
Death wants a "Radical" aesthetic. Hel is learning that a Viking snow-golem belongs in a garden, not a lobby. And I'm stealing radioactive ghost peppers from a pretentious ptarmigan while wondering why the "Epic Thaw" requires industrial-grade cheese sauce.
If this is a vacation, I'm filing for a sabbatical in a volcano.
A chaotic, chili-infused supernatural comedy told by a bird who's definitely too good for this.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. You'd think a ski trip would be simple. Fresh powder. 80s neon. Zero frost-bitten influencers. But no. I, Corvus Q. Featherbottom-raven, psychopomp, and the only one who understands that camouflage is just a lack of confidence-have been dragged to the Silver Peak Resort so Death can prove he has "mastered the pizza technique." The "pizza" in question involves a nuclear-magenta ski suit, fifteen unnecessary zippers, and a very confused concierge.Jack Frost, as it turns out, is currently "optimizing" the mountain into a Deep Freeze that's less about winter and more about burying the local influencer summit in a permanent ice age. Death wants a "Radical" aesthetic. Hel is learning that a Viking snow-golem belongs in a garden, not a lobby. And I'm stealing radioactive ghost peppers from a pretentious ptarmigan while wondering why the "Epic Thaw" requires industrial-grade cheese sauce. If this is a vacation, I'm filing for a sabbatical in a volcano. A chaotic, chili-infused supernatural comedy told by a bird who's definitely too good for this. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798247355731
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. You'd think a ski trip would be simple. Fresh powder. 80s neon. Zero frost-bitten influencers. But no. I, Corvus Q. Featherbottom-raven, psychopomp, and the only one who understands that camouflage is just a lack of confidence-have been dragged to the Silver Peak Resort so Death can prove he has "mastered the pizza technique." The "pizza" in question involves a nuclear-magenta ski suit, fifteen unnecessary zippers, and a very confused concierge.Jack Frost, as it turns out, is currently "optimizing" the mountain into a Deep Freeze that's less about winter and more about burying the local influencer summit in a permanent ice age. Death wants a "Radical" aesthetic. Hel is learning that a Viking snow-golem belongs in a garden, not a lobby. And I'm stealing radioactive ghost peppers from a pretentious ptarmigan while wondering why the "Epic Thaw" requires industrial-grade cheese sauce. If this is a vacation, I'm filing for a sabbatical in a volcano. A chaotic, chili-infused supernatural comedy told by a bird who's definitely too good for this. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798247355731
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