A Ladies Guide on How to Prevent Your Fanny Smelling Like Cod: Seventy Brutal Rules for Staying Fresh and Avoiding Fishy Disasters: 1 - Softcover

Book 1 of 3: A Ladies Guide

Mcmillan, Matthew Robert

 
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Synopsis

A Ladies Guide on How to Prevent Your Fanny Smelling Like Cod is a crude, ridiculous, laugh-out-loud gag book packed with seventy brutal rules for staying fresh and avoiding life’s most awkward fishy disasters.

Written in the unfiltered voice of a man who clearly shouldn’t be giving anyone advice, this book tackles hygiene, underwear chaos, summer sweat, dating panic, public toilet nightmares, and all the situations where things can go horribly wrong downstairs.

It’s not medical.
It’s not polite.
It’s not inspirational.

It’s fast, filthy, painfully relatable comedy, delivered one savage rule per page.

Perfect as a cheeky gift, a guilty laugh, or a disgusting little reminder that cod is not destiny.

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