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Alberta Separation: A Prairie Departure Plan - Softcover

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Synopsis

This book is a work of satire and should not be used as legal advice, constitutional guidance, pipeline engineering documentation, or official policy for an independent prairie republic. Any resemblance to real politicians, bureaucrats, consultants, strategic task forces, or AI-generated government statements is entirely unavoidable.

The author acknowledges that not all federal employees survive entirely on muffins and procedural jargon, not all Albertans own pickup trucks, and not every government meeting requires three consultants and a bilingual flowchart - though current evidence remains inconclusive.

No cows were emotionally harmed during the writing of this book, though several bureaucratic frameworks suffered structural instability. By continuing, readers acknowledge that Canada remains operational, heavily regulated, emotionally managed, and subject to processing times of approximately 6-8 weeks.

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About the Author

Harry Lauder is a political satirist and finance writer specializing in human miscalculation. He blends economics, humour, and history to explain why civilization keeps doing the same dumb things-just more expensively. His work makes readers laugh, think, and occasionally question humanity's long-term survival.

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