An Elf, a shelf, a despicable tradition. Each Christmas season parents worldwide are haunted by a whimsical elf. He hides, he snitches to Santa, and he hides again. Kids absolutely love it, but parents cannot stand it. Inside the pages of this book, parents decide to take Christmas and parenting back! It’s high time parents stopped delegating their authority to an inanimate puppet. Eff the Elf is a satirical take on this overhyped Christmas tradition. Dark, sarcastic, and fun, if you have participated in this elvin tradition and found yourself wondering about your purpose in life, this is the book for you! So pour yourself a tall adult beverage, sit back and enjoy! And if you don’t like it, well, you can go Eff yourself!
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Paperback. Condition: new. Wells, Kirk (illustrator). Paperback. An Elf, a shelf, a despicable tradition. Each Christmas season parents worldwide are haunted by a whimsical elf. He hides, he snitches to Santa, and he hides again. Kids absolutely love it, but parents cannot stand it. Inside the pages of this book, parents decide to take Christmas and parenting back! It's high time parents stopped delegating their authority to an inanimate puppet. Eff the Elf is a satirical take on this overhyped Christmas tradition. Dark, sarcastic, and fun, if you have participated in this elvin tradition and found yourself wondering about your purpose in life, this is the book for you! So pour yourself a tall adult beverage, sit back and enjoy! And if you don't like it, well, you can go Eff yourself! This work is a parody and not associated with or endorsed by any other creators or owners of the subject matter. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798218500863
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