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I Love You, But I Am Not the Household Search Engine: A Funny Interactive Gift Book for the Man Who Can’t Find the Thing Right in Front of Him: 1 - Softcover
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For the man who says, “Where is it?” before opening the drawer.
This funny interactive relationship gift book is for every girlfriend, wife, fiancée, or partner who has lovingly become the official household search engine.
Inside, he’ll find a playful collection of mini-chapters, quizzes, checklists, evidence logs, fake certificates, rating scales, and relationship “case files” about the very serious art of finding keys, chargers, remotes, condiments, wallets, socks, and other objects that were absolutely, definitely, supposedly missing.
This is not a mean book. It is a loving roast.
It is for the man who swears he looked.
The man who asks from another room.
The man who opens the fridge and immediately loses visual contact with the mustard.
The man you adore, even when the thing is right there.
Inside you’ll find:
- Funny mini-chapters about everyday household search emergencies
- “Did You Actually Look?” checklists
- Missing-object incident reports
- Fridge-blindness diagnostics
- Object visibility ratings
- Search severity scales
- Playful couple challenges
- Fake certificates and reward pages
- Dedication and personalization pages
Perfect as a funny gift for a boyfriend, husband, fiancé, or male partner for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, stocking stuffers, moving-in-together gifts, or just because he asked where his keys were while holding them.
A sweet, silly, and very specific gift for couples who can laugh at the little things.
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I Love You, But I Am Not the Household Search Engine (Paperback)
Print on DemandSeller: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. For the man who says, "Where is it?" before opening the drawer.This funny interactive relationship gift book is for every girlfriend, wife, fiancee, or partner who has lovingly become the official household search engine.Inside, he'll find a playful collection of mini-chapters, quizzes, checklists, evidence logs, fake certificates, rating scales, and relationship "case files" about the very serious art of finding keys, chargers, remotes, condiments, wallets, socks, and other objects that were absolutely, definitely, supposedly missing.This is not a mean book. It is a loving roast.It is for the man who swears he looked.The man who asks from another room.The man who opens the fridge and immediately loses visual contact with the mustard.The man you adore, even when the thing is right there.Inside you'll find: Funny mini-chapters about everyday household search emergencies"Did You Actually Look?" checklistsMissing-object incident reportsFridge-blindness diagnosticsObject visibility ratingsSearch severity scalesPlayful couple challengesFake certificates and reward pagesDedication and personalization pagesPerfect as a funny gift for a boyfriend, husband, fiance, or male partner for Valentine's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, stocking stuffers, moving-in-together gifts, or just because he asked where his keys were while holding them.A sweet, silly, and very specific gift for couples who can laugh at the little things. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798199345064
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I Love You, But I Am Not the Household Search Engine
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PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Seller Inventory # L0-9798199345064
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I Love You, But I Am Not the Household Search Engine
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PAP. Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Seller Inventory # L0-9798199345064
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I Love You, But I Am Not the Household Search Engine: A Funny Interactive Gift Book for the Man Who Can't Find the Thing Right in Front of Him
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I Love You, But I Am Not the Household Search Engine (Paperback)
Print on DemandSeller: CitiRetail, Stevenage, United Kingdom
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. For the man who says, "Where is it?" before opening the drawer.This funny interactive relationship gift book is for every girlfriend, wife, fiancee, or partner who has lovingly become the official household search engine.Inside, he'll find a playful collection of mini-chapters, quizzes, checklists, evidence logs, fake certificates, rating scales, and relationship "case files" about the very serious art of finding keys, chargers, remotes, condiments, wallets, socks, and other objects that were absolutely, definitely, supposedly missing.This is not a mean book. It is a loving roast.It is for the man who swears he looked.The man who asks from another room.The man who opens the fridge and immediately loses visual contact with the mustard.The man you adore, even when the thing is right there.Inside you'll find: Funny mini-chapters about everyday household search emergencies"Did You Actually Look?" checklistsMissing-object incident reportsFridge-blindness diagnosticsObject visibility ratingsSearch severity scalesPlayful couple challengesFake certificates and reward pagesDedication and personalization pagesPerfect as a funny gift for a boyfriend, husband, fiance, or male partner for Valentine's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, stocking stuffers, moving-in-together gifts, or just because he asked where his keys were while holding them.A sweet, silly, and very specific gift for couples who can laugh at the little things. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798199345064
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I Love You, But I Am Not the Household Search Engine : A Funny Interactive Gift Book for the Man Who Can't Find the Thing Right in Front of Him
Seller: AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Germany
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Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Neuware - For the man who says, 'Where is it ' before opening the drawer.This funny interactive relationship gift book is for every girlfriend, wife, fiancée, or partner who has lovingly become the official household search engine.Inside, he'll find a playful collection of mini-chapters, quizzes, checklists, evidence logs, fake certificates, rating scales, and relationship 'case files' about the very serious art of finding keys, chargers, remotes, condiments, wallets, socks, and other objects that were absolutely, definitely, supposedly missing.This is not a mean book. It is a loving roast.It is for the man who swears he looked.The man who asks from another room.The man who opens the fridge and immediately loses visual contact with the mustard.The man you adore, even when the thing is right there.Inside you'll find: - Funny mini-chapters about everyday household search emergencies- 'Did You Actually Look ' checklists- Missing-object incident reports- Fridge-blindness diagnostics- Object visibility ratings- Search severity scales- Playful couple challenges- Fake certificates and reward pages- Dedication and personalization pagesPerfect as a funny gift for a boyfriend, husband, fiancé, or male partner for Valentine's Day, birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, stocking stuffers, moving-in-together gifts, or just because he asked where his keys were while holding them.A sweet, silly, and very specific gift for couples who can laugh at the little things. Seller Inventory # 9798199345064