Every family runs on unwritten rules and unspoken complaints. This book fixes that. From now on, everything is official.
Welcome to the Department of Made-Up Stuff — where kids can file a real complaint about a stolen French fry, apply for a pet dragon, request a later bedtime "on the record," and get an official certificate for surviving bath night. 100 fully illustrated fill-in forms, permits, reports, and certificates cover every everyday emergency of being a kid, from monster sightings to sibling disputes to the ongoing case of the missing TV remote.
Each form comes with checkboxes, blanks to fill in, a spot to sign, and a "For Office Use Only" approval line — because nothing is real until it's stamped.
Inside you'll find:
Perfect for road trips, rainy days, sibling boredom, or as a genuinely funny gift for kids ages 6–12. Grab a pen. Get official.
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Seller: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.
Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Every family runs on unwritten rules and unspoken complaints. This book fixes that. From now on, everything is official.Welcome to the Department of Made-Up Stuff - where kids can file a real complaint about a stolen French fry, apply for a pet dragon, request a later bedtime "on the record," and get an official certificate for surviving bath night. 100 fully illustrated fill-in forms, permits, reports, and certificates cover every everyday emergency of being a kid, from monster sightings to sibling disputes to the ongoing case of the missing TV remote.Each form comes with checkboxes, blanks to fill in, a spot to sign, and a "For Office Use Only" approval line - because nothing is real until it's stamped.Inside you'll find: Complaints (sibling disputes, unfair snack distribution, and more)Applications (pet dragons, secret clubhouses, superhero licenses)Permits (blanket forts, water balloon fights, extra dessert)Field reports (monster sightings, suspicious basement noises)Certificates to make it all officialPerfect for road trips, rainy days, sibling boredom, or as a genuinely funny gift for kids ages 6-12. Grab a pen. Get official. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798192636350
Seller: California Books, Miami, FL, U.S.A.
Condition: New. Print on Demand. Seller Inventory # I-9798192636350
Seller: AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Germany
Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Neuware - Every family runs on unwritten rules and unspoken complaints. This book fixes that. From now on, everything is official.Welcome to the Department of Made-Up Stuff - where kids can file a real complaint about a stolen French fry, apply for a pet dragon, request a later bedtime 'on the record,' and get an official certificate for surviving bath night. 100 fully illustrated fill-in forms, permits, reports, and certificates cover every everyday emergency of being a kid, from monster sightings to sibling disputes to the ongoing case of the missing TV remote.Each form comes with checkboxes, blanks to fill in, a spot to sign, and a 'For Office Use Only' approval line - because nothing is real until it's stamped.Inside you'll find: - Complaints (sibling disputes, unfair snack distribution, and more)- Applications (pet dragons, secret clubhouses, superhero licenses)- Permits (blanket forts, water balloon fights, extra dessert)- Field reports (monster sightings, suspicious basement noises)- Certificates to make it all officialPerfect for road trips, rainy days, sibling boredom, or as a genuinely funny gift for kids ages 6-12. Grab a pen. Get official. Seller Inventory # 9798192636350
Seller: CitiRetail, Stevenage, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Every family runs on unwritten rules and unspoken complaints. This book fixes that. From now on, everything is official.Welcome to the Department of Made-Up Stuff - where kids can file a real complaint about a stolen French fry, apply for a pet dragon, request a later bedtime "on the record," and get an official certificate for surviving bath night. 100 fully illustrated fill-in forms, permits, reports, and certificates cover every everyday emergency of being a kid, from monster sightings to sibling disputes to the ongoing case of the missing TV remote.Each form comes with checkboxes, blanks to fill in, a spot to sign, and a "For Office Use Only" approval line - because nothing is real until it's stamped.Inside you'll find: Complaints (sibling disputes, unfair snack distribution, and more)Applications (pet dragons, secret clubhouses, superhero licenses)Permits (blanket forts, water balloon fights, extra dessert)Field reports (monster sightings, suspicious basement noises)Certificates to make it all officialPerfect for road trips, rainy days, sibling boredom, or as a genuinely funny gift for kids ages 6-12. Grab a pen. Get official. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798192636350
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