THE WORLD IS LOUD ENOUGH. GO LIE DOWN.
Somewhere out there, a productivity influencer woke up at 4:00 AM, drank a green juice, and ran ten miles. This book is your official, safe space to ensure you never become that person.
Welcome to the world’s most efficient, unhelpful book. There are no long chapters to read, no heavy metaphors to unpack, and absolutely zero actionable life advice.
Whenever you feel the sudden, anxious urge to be useful, open this book to a random page, read the text, and go look at the ceiling. The laundry can wait. The emails can wait. The digital world will manage to disappoint people completely fine without your help today.
How to use this book:
Step 1: Open to a random page.
Step 2: Read the blunt, sarcastic reminder.
Step 3: Close the book immediately and go melt into the couch.
The perfect gift for: Overworked professionals, burnt-out students, corporate drones, overachievers, and anyone whose current posture closely resembles a boiled shrimp.
Warning: Contains zero motivational quotes. Side effects include a distinct lack of ambition and extreme, unapologetic comfort.
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Seller: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.
Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. THE WORLD IS LOUD ENOUGH. GO LIE DOWN.Somewhere out there, a productivity influencer woke up at 4:00 AM, drank a green juice, and ran ten miles. This book is your official, safe space to ensure you never become that person.Welcome to the world's most efficient, unhelpful book. There are no long chapters to read, no heavy metaphors to unpack, and absolutely zero actionable life advice.Whenever you feel the sudden, anxious urge to be useful, open this book to a random page, read the text, and go look at the ceiling. The laundry can wait. The emails can wait. The digital world will manage to disappoint people completely fine without your help today.How to use this book: Step 1: Open to a random page.Step 2: Read the blunt, sarcastic reminder.Step 3: Close the book immediately and go melt into the couch.The perfect gift for: Overworked professionals, burnt-out students, corporate drones, overachievers, and anyone whose current posture closely resembles a boiled shrimp.Warning: Contains zero motivational quotes. Side effects include a distinct lack of ambition and extreme, unapologetic comfort. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798183515329
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Seller: CitiRetail, Stevenage, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. THE WORLD IS LOUD ENOUGH. GO LIE DOWN.Somewhere out there, a productivity influencer woke up at 4:00 AM, drank a green juice, and ran ten miles. This book is your official, safe space to ensure you never become that person.Welcome to the world's most efficient, unhelpful book. There are no long chapters to read, no heavy metaphors to unpack, and absolutely zero actionable life advice.Whenever you feel the sudden, anxious urge to be useful, open this book to a random page, read the text, and go look at the ceiling. The laundry can wait. The emails can wait. The digital world will manage to disappoint people completely fine without your help today.How to use this book: Step 1: Open to a random page.Step 2: Read the blunt, sarcastic reminder.Step 3: Close the book immediately and go melt into the couch.The perfect gift for: Overworked professionals, burnt-out students, corporate drones, overachievers, and anyone whose current posture closely resembles a boiled shrimp.Warning: Contains zero motivational quotes. Side effects include a distinct lack of ambition and extreme, unapologetic comfort. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798183515329
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Seller: AHA-BUCH GmbH, Einbeck, Germany
Taschenbuch. Condition: Neu. Neuware. Seller Inventory # 9798183515329