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The Corporate AI Survival Guide: A Tactical Field Manual - Softcover

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Synopsis

“If an algorithm does your job in twelve seconds, the golden rule of corporate survival is simple: never hand it in before Thursday.”

Hollywood warned us that AI would take over the world with killer cyborgs and nuclear defense grids. Instead, it was handed to a middle manager named Dave to summarize 40-page PDFs nobody ever planned to read.

Silicon Valley promised the robots would take our jobs by Friday afternoon. What Silicon Valley forgot is that the robot apocalypse will inevitably get stuck in corporate procurement.

The Corporate AI Survival Guide is a tongue-in-cheek, completely unapproved field manual for surviving the modern office. It won’t teach you data science, and it definitely won't make you an "AI Whisperer." Instead, it will teach you how to game the system for your own comfort:

  • The Law of Simulated Cognitive Sweat: How a 48-hour cooling-off period turns a 15-second prompt into "deep strategic heavy lifting."
  • Prompt Engineering for the Lazy: Why 4-page influencer prompts are a scam. Three words (Elevation, Distillation, Insulation) are all you need.
  • The Meeting Bot Inception Loop: The fine art of sending an AI avatar to 45-minute Teams calls so you can walk the dog in peace.
  • Defending the Hallucination: How to keep a stone-cold poker face when your model invents a £4M pipeline and call it "unanchored stress-modeling."
  • The Tactical Phantom Calendar: Blocking your week with fake high-stakes jargon to look catastrophically overworked while doing absolutely nothing.

A quick, laugh-out-loud satire for weary office veterans, cynical middle managers, and anyone who wants to protect their calendar, their salary, and their sanity.

Grab your copy today—before your CEO reads another book at the airport.

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