A completely serious manual for one of breakfast’s most ridiculous problems.
Why does toast seem determined to land jam-side down?
How to Stop Your Toast from Landing Jam-Side Down treats this trivial domestic disaster with the seriousness of an engineering handbook, a safety protocol, and a scientific investigation combined.
Inside, you’ll discover absurdly detailed guidance on toast physics, jam risk, plate selection, carrying techniques, table edges, cats, carpets, emergency interception, and the many ways breakfast can go catastrophically wrong.
Perfect for readers who enjoy dry humor, absurd manuals, parody, and ridiculous gift books.
Because breakfast should never be left to chance.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. A completely serious manual for one of breakfast's most ridiculous problems.Why does toast seem determined to land jam-side down?How to Stop Your Toast from Landing Jam-Side Down treats this trivial domestic disaster with the seriousness of an engineering handbook, a safety protocol, and a scientific investigation combined.Inside, you'll discover absurdly detailed guidance on toast physics, jam risk, plate selection, carrying techniques, table edges, cats, carpets, emergency interception, and the many ways breakfast can go catastrophically wrong.Perfect for readers who enjoy dry humor, absurd manuals, parody, and ridiculous gift books.Because breakfast should never be left to chance. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798171704537
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. A completely serious manual for one of breakfast's most ridiculous problems.Why does toast seem determined to land jam-side down?How to Stop Your Toast from Landing Jam-Side Down treats this trivial domestic disaster with the seriousness of an engineering handbook, a safety protocol, and a scientific investigation combined.Inside, you'll discover absurdly detailed guidance on toast physics, jam risk, plate selection, carrying techniques, table edges, cats, carpets, emergency interception, and the many ways breakfast can go catastrophically wrong.Perfect for readers who enjoy dry humor, absurd manuals, parody, and ridiculous gift books.Because breakfast should never be left to chance. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9798171704537
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