Please Don't Grab My P#$$y: A Rhyming Presidential Guide - Hardcover

Young, Julia; Harkins, Matt

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 1947895028 ISBN 13: 9781947895027

Publisher: Animal Media Group LLC, 2018

Synopsis

Through campy pop culture rhymes and beautiful oil paintings, the narrator of our book guides you though a list of things you CAN grab while offering more poetic ways to refer to a woman s genitalia than the word pussy that Trump so vulgarly used. As the narrator goes on, she lets you know more about her relatives (a reclusive aunt with a lazy eye) and her interests (Justin Bieber s Instagram) while never losing sight of her mission to make the President as uncomfortable as possible. We think that the President, not to mention men in Hollywood, Wall Street, the news media and beyond, can benefit from reading our book. No matter who you are, or how dumb you are, you ll be able to understand this book s simple message: Hands off my pussy!

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About the Author

Julia Young is a NYC based writer and comedian. She currently appears on MTV s Wild N Out. Writing credits include: "Brain Games" on National Geographic, "Girl Code" and Ladylike on MTV, "Hack My Life," "Impractical Jokers" and "Billy On The Street" on truTV. Visit her website at juliabyoung.com Matt Harkins is the co-creator of the THNK1994 Museum (thnk1994.com) which has been covered by Rolling Stone, The New York Times, NPR, Vanity Fair and more.Laura Collins is a Chicago based artist known for turning Real Housewives into Fine Art. A pop culture phenomenon in her own right, Collins work has garnered coverage from media including ArtNet, PopCrush, New York magazine, and Rolling Stone.

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Mr. President, you seem confused

And a lot of my cousins do too

About what can and can’t be grabbed

So please let me clarify for you



There are plenty of things you can grab

Besides my twin peaks and high tush

So if you’re confused, just read this book

And please don’t grab my Billy Bush!

You can grab a ride on your private jet

The leather seats are so soft and cushy

Get some rest before you tweet

But please don’t grab my pussy.

You can grab an electoral map of your victory

Yes, we all know you won North Carolina

Talk about states I’ll never set foot in

But please don’t grab my vagina

You can grab the attention of the NSA

By searching “bomb” on your computer

My porn’s in a folder called “Black Hole Collection”

But please don’t grab my cooter

You can grab a look at my Spotify playlist

I do like that kid Justin Bieber

Tell him to follow me back on Instagram!

But please don’t grab my beaver

Edition details

• Publisher: Animal Media Group LLC
• Publication date: 2018
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1947895028
• ISBN 13: 9781947895027
• Binding: Hardcover
• Illustrator: Collins Laura
• Number of pages: 32