A self-help book for women who loathe self-help but really want to start helping themselves.
Sorry to start with bad news but...
Prince Charming doesn’t exist
Fairy Godmother is drunk.
Glass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.
So, where's the fairytale you were promised?
Hi, I’m Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy’s name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped.
Would you like a funny, fast-paced, in-your-face, expletive-laced, nothing held back read?
It turns out there is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close to creating your version of a HEA. The best part is, in life, you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to.
Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that’s why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready. Sh*t is about to get real bitches…
Scroll up, hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine if that's your thing, and start reading!
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Seller: World of Books (was SecondSale), Montgomery, IL, U.S.A.
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Where's the fairytale you were promised?Hi, I'm Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy's name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped. Once upon a time I realized we all have a story, we all have a struggle and happiness is relative. I am not cynical or hardened, I am just stating the facts. Here's the real story: Prince Charming doesn't exist. Fairy Godmother is drunk.Glass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.It turns out there is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close creating your version of an HEA. The best part is, in life you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to. You may not agree with everything I say in this book but the most important takeaway is that YOU have to be your own f-ing hero. No more damsel locked in a tower, bullsh*t. That ends now. Join me as I take you through my 7 Magical Maxims for creating a fairytale life. I know what you are thinking: Branden, no one gets a fairytale life. Can you stop being so damn cynical for two seconds and just go with this? Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that's why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready. Sh*t is about to get real bitches.Now, scroll up, hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine if that's your thing, and start reading. Seller Inventory # 00072252112
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Condition: very_good. This book is in excellent condition. There may be minimal writing on the inside cover or cover page. Cover image on the book may vary from photo. Ships out quickly in a secure plastic mailer. Seller Inventory # RDV.1947814869.VG
Seller: World of Books Inc, Montgomery, IL, U.S.A.
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Where's the fairytale you were promised?Hi, I'm Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy's name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped. Once upon a time I realized we all have a story, we all have a struggle and happiness is relative. I am not cynical or hardened, I am just stating the facts. Here's the real story: Prince Charming doesn't exist. Fairy Godmother is drunk.Glass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.It turns out there is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close creating your version of an HEA. The best part is, in life you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to. You may not agree with everything I say in this book but the most important takeaway is that YOU have to be your own f-ing hero. No more damsel locked in a tower, bullsh*t. That ends now. Join me as I take you through my 7 Magical Maxims for creating a fairytale life. I know what you are thinking: Branden, no one gets a fairytale life. Can you stop being so damn cynical for two seconds and just go with this? Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that's why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready. Sh*t is about to get real bitches.Now, scroll up, hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine if that's your thing, and start reading. Seller Inventory # CIN1947814869VG
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Paperback or Softback. Condition: New. Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story. Book. Seller Inventory # BBS-9781947814868
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