How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers - Softcover

Booth III, Max

 
9781943720972: How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
Softcover
ISBN 10: 1943720975 ISBN 13: 9781943720972
Publisher: Ghoulish Books, 2024

Synopsis

1. Do not respond to bad reviews.

2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.

3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.

4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.

5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.

6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.

7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.

8. Invest in better coffee.

9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.

10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.

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Publisher
Ghoulish Books
Publication date
2024
Language
English
ISBN 10 
1943720975
ISBN 13 
9781943720972
Binding
Paperback
Number of pages
192

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