The Mindless Colouring Book: Braindead Colouring for Exhausted People (Colouring Books) - Softcover

Potter, Patrick

 
9781908211477: The Mindless Colouring Book: Braindead Colouring for Exhausted People (Colouring Books)
Softcover
ISBN 10: 1908211474 ISBN 13: 9781908211477
Publisher: Carpet Bombing Culture, 2016

Synopsis

"The new way to increase your stress." Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate mandala design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindless. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It's not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you're probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Mandala swear words! Crocs & Socks Hitler having a lovely day Hipster Beards Mandala Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up And much much more!

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About the Author

Patrick Potter is a tax exile living in the notorious pirate free port of Hastings. Like many who have too much book learning and too little common sense, he has taken to writing things on a rickety old Macbook that he expects others to read. Were it not for the charity of his wife and daughter he would be destitute within weeks. He has written many fine coffee table books, some of which have even sold copies and been translated into several languages. He especially likes ranting about art, superculture, subculture and generally espousing a vile brand of pseudo journalistic 'comedy' banter. File under 'post hipster dad'.

From the Back Cover

'The new way to increase your stress.' Finally! A grown-up colouring book for immature grown-ups. BRAIN SCIENCE can prove that colouring in an intricate mandala design with expensive colouring pencils can make you more mindless. The hunger for new things for commuters to colour in on their #creativecommute has reached the level of a humanitarian crisis. How can we feed the new addicts of mindfulness with their mindfulness fix? The answer is not pretty. We have to start using horrible pictures of things like overflowing ashtrays and elephants making love. Why? Simple. We have run out of pretty drawings. The Mindless Colouring book is not so much mindful as mindless. It's not even really a book. If you like it, you are an awful, awful person. And yet...you do like it. And you're probably going to buy it for your mate Dave as a joke. But is it really a joke? Yes. Yes it is. THINGS YOU CAN COLOUR IN WHILE YOU ENDURE YOUR MISERABLE COMMUTE OR LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYMENT: Mandala swear words! Crocs & Socks Hitler having a lovely day Hipster Beards Mandala Elephants Shagging A huge pile of three-day-old washing up And much much more!

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Publisher
Carpet Bombing Culture
Publication date
2016
Language
English
ISBN 10 
1908211474
ISBN 13 
9781908211477
Binding
Paperback
Edition number
1
Number of pages
96