Atkinson For England: A Tale of Mistaken Identity, the England National Team & Plumbing - Softcover

Gary James

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1901746178 ISBN 13: 9781901746174

Publisher: Empire Publications, 2002

Synopsis

With only 10 days to go before England's crucial World Cup Qualifier against Germany, national manager Glenn Gould resigns, blaming Brendon Fendon, the FA's Machiavellian chief executive, of taking an unhealthy interest in team affairs. A shortlist of temporary replacement managers is drawn up -- the instant favourite is Ron Atkinson. Brendan Fendon leaves for Brazil to attend a career-enhancing FIFA conference on the elasticity of corner flags. Meanwhile, Nottingham plumber and Sunday League manager Reg Atkinson is concerned that his tender for the undersoil heating contract at the new Wembley stadium will be lost in the latest crisis to hit the England team. But he is soon reassured by a call from the FA asking him to an interview. Reg quickly hones his knowledge of the Swedish undersoil heating system and heads for London. After a swift selection process, Brendan Fendon's stand-in Sir Richard Scratcher appoints Atkinson and calls a press conference to announce the new England boss. But, as the mass media soon discover, the man taking the stage isn't Ron but Reg who has signed a multi-million pound contract to take charge of the national team. The press have a field day, but Brendan Fendon is none the wiser as his delayed flight from Rio lands at Heathrow. When the truth dawns he realises the only way out is to force Reg to resign by preventing all England's stars from playing against Germany. What does Reg do now? If he resigns he'll lose his money, but if he continues, England will be forced to forfeit the match and Germany will surely qualify. The press are camped outside Reg's humble semi in Nottingham, he's suffered a mysterious break-in and his plumbing business and the future of English football look like going down the pan. . .

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Review

Atkinson for England shows that satire is still not totally dead. It is a light, easy read and at times it is difficult to surpress a guffaw. -- Daily Telegraph "Book of the Week" - April 2001

A satirical swipe at football today, from the pomposity of the FA to the camaraderie of the non-league game. -- Jason Masala

Don Estelle and the Chuckle Brothers is looking for laughs. And because Atkinson for England is so absurd it gets them in droves. Hilarious. -- Big Issue - May 2001

There are plenty of laughs in this story - an hilarious tale. -- The Times "Book of The Month" - 12th May 2001

From the Publisher

This hilarious tale is clearly the product of two football fans' over-active imaginations. However through excellent characterisation, a beliveable plot is spun out. The relationship between Reg and his elder sidekick Norman is one of the most memorable literary comedy partnerships in recent years, recalling British sitcoms of the 70s. An excellent funny read that will, just like Reg, keep you laughing all the way to the bank.

Edition details

• Publisher: Empire Publications
• Publication date: 2002
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1901746178
• ISBN 13: 9781901746174
• Binding: Mass Market Paperback
• Number of pages: 340