Forgive your enemies, they say.
Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.
In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just £25,000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every footballer in the country shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case.
Add to that The Secret Footballer's no-holds-barred tour of the country's Premier League clubs - telling us what it's like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players really hate to go to - and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that's normally off-limits to the fans.
Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan's guide to the beautiful game.
I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off...
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Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Forgive your enemies, they say. Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say. In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just 25,000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every footballer in the country shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case. Add to that The Secret Footballer's no-holds-barred tour of the country's Premier League clubs - telling us what it's like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players really hate to go to - and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that's normally off-limits to the fans. Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan's guide to the beautiful game. I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged. Seller Inventory # GOR007723248
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