Synopsis
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But then so is tomorrow, so why not have today off?
A phenomenon across all realms of reality, this epic existential novel charts Christian Bootstrap's odyssey through life, the afterlife and all those inconvenient bits in between.
"This book's not for everyone:
• Deities – you know the answers
• Philosophers – you think you know the answers
• Clerics – you think you’ve been told the answers
• Physicists – you won’t believe the answers"
"...the liver said nothing. No surprise. Smalltalk wasn’t its thing. Protein synthesis and detoxification of blood was its thing."
"...and then there were the eyes. Eyes that had witnessed the entirety of history – not just human history, but history full stop, there for every event from before the beginning of time. They should have been infinitely jaded, infinitely dark, burdened beyond comprehension with the unending horror of eternity, and yet they appeared fresh as a pair of Polos."
"...all the units were hard-wired to the Judea Essentials range. As well as a selection of simple clothing, tools and basic materials, they were able to produce a few luxury items such as combs, brooches and tasselled felt hats. For the first arrivals, the sight of a smooth shiny cupboard that could summon into being a serviceable pair of sandals had been the stuff of dreams."
"Of course, even in a world full of bizarre sights, the appearance of an airborne column of 20,000 office workers marching in close formation did not go unnoticed."
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About the Author
Colton Lazars is a British Australian fiction writer. His approach to life, as well as writing, is sceptically positive, optimistically dark and thoughtlessly considerate. Colton is the author of Thirty Things To Do After You Die.
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