Synopsis
What if Pride and Prejudice got rejected in today's inbox? What if Jane Eyre died in the slush pile?
What if the greatest novels ever written had to survive today's slush pile? No reputation to fall back on—just a cover letter and first page... and an agent who's already read 200 queries before lunch.
Spoiler: most of them wouldn't make it.
Inside, five immortal classics get the modern query treatment—real opening pages paired with the most common query fumbles. Then you sit in the agent's chair and decide what earns a "yes," what gets a pass, and why even a masterpiece can die in the first paragraph.
It's funny because it's true. And it's useful because the same mistakes that might sink Brontë are sinking your manuscript right now.
By the end, you'll know how to:
- Thrill an agent in 300 words without burying your hook with backstory
- Fix the real reason "beautiful writing" still gets rejected
- Make your stakes, voice, and premise rejection-proof
- Pitch an "unlikeable" protagonist so agents see nuance, not a red flag
- Turn a flat synopsis into a tight page-turner
- Spot the pacing and clarity problems that scream "amateur"—before an agent does
The (fake) disasters you'll learn from:
Pride and Prejudice · Wuthering Heights · The Scarlet Letter · Anne of Green Gables · Jane Eyre
For novelists, querying writers, MFA grads, and anyone who loves the classics and wants a sharp, modern, genuinely entertaining guide to pitching a book that actually sells.
Watch as these dead authors make all the worst mistakes. So you don't have to.
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Paperback. Condition: new. Paperback. Don't make agents cry for all the wrong reasonsFake Query Letters by Dead Authors offers new strategies to ditch the heartache, headaches, and frustration of querying. We step into an agent's shoes to review five fake query letters and synopses of classic novels, along with their (not fake) opening pages, and then discuss strategies for finding an agent and/or publisher.Join us in the Fake Deads universe for some hilariously awful submissions and find joy in the process of querying.Under the microscope: Pride and Prejudice, by Jane AustenWuthering Heights, by Emily BronteThe Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel HawthorneAnne of Green Gables, by Lucy Maud MontgomeryJane Eyre, by Charlotte Bronte Sharpen your query with five "dead author" case studies. Fake queries and synopses for classic novels get critiqued, revised, and paired with real openings-plus agent-tested strategies from 100+ interviews. Turn guesswork into results. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability. Seller Inventory # 9781738076680
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