The Breakup Band Aid: A 12-Step Program to Help You Kick the Addiction to Your Ex - Softcover

Melland, Sarah

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1734633360 ISBN 13: 9781734633368

Publisher: Ripe Melland Media, 2023

Synopsis

Can't get over your ex? We've all been there. Throwing your ex's new girlfriend over a banister when you are drunk. Sleeping with randoms just so you don't have to be alone. Crying incessantly in public. Can't eat. Can't sleep. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Now, get the $@&% over it!

In Sarah Melland's debut self-help satire, she rips off a 12-step program and caters it to a breakup, all while sharing her personal catastrophic stories of how she tried to get her ex back multiple times and failed miserably. This "How Not To" book gives you everything you supposedly need in a breakup book. Plus, helpful insights as to how not to have a nervous breakdown or a restraining order. It will make you laugh out loud, cry uncontrollable tears, get in shape, travel around the world, and make you glow like the shining confident person you were always meant to be.

About this title

About the Author

Sarah Melland is your self-proclaimed "How NOT To" girl. She does your stupid mistakes, so you don't have to. Melland grew up in the small town of Altoona, Wisconsin and went to school for Creative Writing at the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire. She graduated Summa Cum Laude from ASU with a degree in Mass Communications. She started her own media company, Ripe Melland Media, in 2018.Melland, now, resides in Los Angeles, California, where she continuously researches women's issues, relationship faux pas, and dating mishaps. She wants to empower women by sharing the slip-ups she has experienced throughout her life. Melland wrote the hit book The Breakup Band Aid and co-collaborated on the fun yet informational book A Single Girl's Guide to IFV. She has been contracted to consult on numerous scripts and help clients develop their stories into masterpieces.

Edition details

• Publisher: Ripe Melland Media
• Publication date: 2023
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1734633360
• ISBN 13: 9781734633368
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 130