The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Wicked Wizards and Witches in Your Life - Softcover

Jones, Birdy; Moss, Laura J.

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1717166326 ISBN 13: 9781717166326

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2018

Synopsis

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults book now features additional pages, including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," as well as hilarious new illustrations and even more wicked insults such as, “You’re a beast, but there’s nothing fantastic about you.” Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! Also available is the "Unofficial Harry Potter Love Notes Book: 75 Magical Lines to Charm Your Crush," if you're more of a hopeless romantic-type wizard or witch!" https://amzn.to/2K88W2L (This book is a kid-friendly parody and is not affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book, J.K. Rowling, or Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

About this title

About the Author

Laura J. Moss, a Gryffindor who played Chaser for her house Quidditch team, is an author, a journalist and the co-founder of the Webby-nominated website, AdventureCats.org. Her book “Adventure Cats: Living Nine Lives to the Fullest” is an Amazon bestseller, and her homemade Pumpkin Pasties are solidly mediocre. She enjoys hiking, playing with her rescue kitties and writing young-adult novels. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram (@laurajmoss) or visit her online at www.laurajmoss.com. Birdy Jones, a Ravenclaw who represented her house in the Triwizard Tournament, writes picture books for kids. Author of “Mister Cool” and “Blossom Plays Possum (Because She’s Shy),” Birdy loves writing stories that will inspire children to be their own unique selves. She also enjoys tricking her friends into eating the gross flavors of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. Follow her on Facebook (@birdyjonesstories) and Twitter (@birdy_jones) or visit her website at www.birdyjones.com.

Edition details

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2018
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1717166326
• ISBN 13: 9781717166326
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 64