A Practical Guide to Racism - Softcover

Dalton, C. H.

 
9781592404308: A Practical Guide to Racism

Synopsis

Meet C. H. Dalton, a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated, A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:

· The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens, to become accomplished athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions
· The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their taste for the blood of Christian babies
· A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as women, who are not very good at anything - especially ruling the free world
· A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time. Literally.

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About the Author

C. H. Dalton is the creation of Sam Means, an Emmy-winning writer for The Daily Show and a cartoonist for The New Yorker. Means is a former contributor to The Onion and Saturday Night Live.

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Meet C. H. Dalton, a professor of racialist studies and an expert on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated, A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:
The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens, to become accomplished athletes, rhyme smiths, and dominoes champions
-The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their taste for the blood of Christian babies
-A close look at the bizarre, sweet-smelling race known as women, who are not very good at anything - especially ruling the free world
-A crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are liable to blow up at any time. Literally.

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9781592403486: A Practical Guide To Racism

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ISBN 10:  1592403484 ISBN 13:  9781592403486
Publisher: Gotham Books, 2008
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