3,650 Jokes, Puns & Riddles - Hardcover

Kostick, Anne

 
9781579128432: 3,650 Jokes, Puns & Riddles

Synopsis

This classic collection of jokes, puns, and riddles features the outrageous and the inane, the silly and the side-splitting, and will have you, your family, and friends laughing, moaning, guffawing, and rolling in uncontrollable bursts of laughter. It?s for everyone who, from time to time, needs a little laughter in their lives. And who doesn?t? Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries?at a joke a day that?s 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.

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Product Description

A bumper compilation that goes way beyond the common knock-knock joke to make readers of all ages chuckle, snicker, groan and laugh out loud through good, clean humour.

From the Back Cover

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF JOKES, PUNS AND RIDDLES.

ZANY. WACKY. DUMB. HILARIOUS.

A QUIP FOR EVERY OCCASION. A PUN FOR EVERY PREDICAMENT.

A KNEE-SLAPPER FOR EVERY COMEDY NEED.

Crime victim: Oh, please don't take my wedding ring. It has only sentimental value.

Robber: That's okay. I'm a sentimental guy.

What's an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there's a dog.

Psychiatry has helped me tremendously. Five years ago when the phone rang, I wouldn't answer it...today I answer it whether it rings or not.

What did one cabinetmaker say to the other?

We have to find some time for our shelves.

My husband's so dumb, he saves burned-out light bulbs to use in his darkroom.

What did the island-gobbling sea monster say? These islands aren't phillipine me up; I want samoa tahiti.

SURGEON'S SILLINESS WARNING: Dumb Jokes Are Addictive And Often Cause Fits of Uncontrollable Laughter.

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9781579120870: 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles

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ISBN 10:  1579120873 ISBN 13:  9781579120870
Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Publis..., 1999
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