A laugh-out-loud 'best of' selection of TommyInnit's most weird and wonderful quotes - plus much more - carefully selected to BLOW YOUR MIND by him and best friend Wilbur Soot.
'Nah, I think I'd be a pretty bad shark'
'What if God was just legs?'
'We're really just chilling, fellas'
Born sometime in the early 2000s, TommyInnit's first job was a YouTuber. No, really, we're not joking, the very first job he had was a YouTuber. For the last three years, he's been mouthing off on the internet to anyone who will listen. So far, that's over 40 million followers. Will there ever be an end to TommyInnit's rampant flurry of success? Probably.
And Wilbur Soot has been right by his side. Wilbur first started his career as a young man staring at the wall until he also became a YouTuber. He also discovered a little activity some may call 'singing'.
In The Quote Book, TommyInnit covers a wealth of topics from cars-that-grow-teeth to slime people, and from things that be crazy to octopi. Curated and edited by Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit is about to change your life one word at a time. Unless, dear reader, you read two words at a time, like he does.
Featuring:
A day in the life Inside TommyInnit's brain What TommyInnit would do if he was God Life advice from Wilbur Love poetry and history lessons, TommyInnit style Wilbur's attempts to reason with TommyInnit
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Tom Simons, aka TommyInnit, is a bestselling author, comedy performer, and YouTuber with over 50 million followers and a fine head of lustrous hair. When he was 17, he spent the Covid lockdown establishing himself as one of the most exciting new content creators in the world, breaking two Guinness World Records in Minecraft, fully dropping out of college and all whilst regularly washing his hands. Since then he has moved into live comedy, selling out theatres across the UK and US on his 'How to Be A Billionaire' tour. Strangely, even though very few billionaires were created as a result of attending the show, his new tour is confirmed to be hitting the road in 2025.
His debut book, "TommyInnit Says", became an Amazon and Sunday Times bestseller, and now he's back with TommyInnit's Guide to Survival-an essential handbook for navigating life's biggest, baddest and stupidest challenges. Dealing with the kind of situations that would make Bear Grylls cry like a feeble child, Tom Simons is here to bring advice, smiles and yes, maybe even a glimmer of hope to these closing stages of humanity.
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