You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If . . . - Softcover

Benjamin, Frank

 
9781492633204: You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If . . .

Synopsis

A hilarious political humor gag gift for Republicans and Democrats that will have both sides of the political aisle giggling with glee.

This third edition, published in early 2016, is a laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes that skewers both conservatives and progressives alike. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles--no matter which party you call your own.

You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If...

  • You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom.
  • You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously.
  • You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property--twenty miles inland.

You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If...

  • Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
  • You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked.
  • For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking!

Makes for a great political gift for men and women, your parents, or anyone who needs a good laugh!

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About the Author

Frank Benjamin is the pen name for a VP of marketing of an online university. He swears that at least one Republican governor does have a sense of humor (but admits that might be because she's a woman). You Know You're a Republican/Democrat if... is his first book. He lives in Utah.

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