The BRO Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome - Softcover

Stinson, Barney

 
9781451690583: The BRO Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

Synopsis

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling &;Barney Stinson&; canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you&;re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? &; Will I be able to afford this? &; Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn&;t mean your kid has to be as lame as you&;re about to become. That&;s why I&;ve written this book&;to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won&;t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker &;

Interview and hire a smokin&; hot nanny &; Teach your child instant classics like &;The Boobs on the Bus&; and &;Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat&;

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you&;ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.

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About the Author

Barney Stinson is awesome. He works for a powerful bank in New York City but somehow finds time to &;suit up&; and help the less fortunate, in particular his lovelorn and all together pathetic bro Ted Mosby&;seriously, that dude&;s got probs. When Barney&;s not staging private bikini calendar shoots, test-driving tanks, or elbow-deep in another legendary activity, like riding a tiger bareback or blowing up a guitar, he can be seen on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily, and Marshall.

Matt Kuhn is a staff writer for the CBS hit show How I Met Your Mother and also produces Barney&;s Blog for the show&;s website. He lives in Los Angeles, California, which is conveniently where he works.

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9781471111211: The Bro Code for Parents

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ISBN 10:  1471111210 ISBN 13:  9781471111211
Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK, 2012
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