Brainwashing for Beginners: Read This Book. Read This Book. Read This Book. - Softcover

Rowland, Meghan

 
9781440528613: Brainwashing for Beginners: Read This Book. Read This Book. Read This Book.
Softcover
ISBN 10: 1440528616 ISBN 13: 9781440528613
Publisher: Adams Media, 2011

Synopsis

Readers, buy this book.

You will never read a book that is this important.
You will care for this book as if it is your own child.
You will feel overwhelming anxiety and nausea without this book.
You will no longer need any other entertainment after buying this book.
You will buy this book for you and your friends.

Readers possibly will not be manipulated by the above sentences. However, this humorous guide will provide these inexperienced, future mind persuaders with the tools and techniques of the brainwashing trade to achieve their most immediate life objectives. Readers will learn how to:

  • manipulate friends to believe your viewpoints
  • repeat phrases until they are jarred into their families' thoughts
  • use Pavlovian reinforcement to persuade significant others to do housework

With Brainwashing for Beginners, readers will convince and convert the world around them today. Buy this book.

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About the Author

Meghan Rowland and Chris Turner-Neal, formerly Magda Olynoff and Heinrich von Pfalz-von Kessen, are the authors of The Misanthrope's Guide to Life and writers of the award-winning comedy blog 2birds 1 blog.com.

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Publisher
Adams Media
Publication date
2011
Language
English
ISBN 10 
1440528616
ISBN 13 
9781440528613
Binding
Paperback
Number of pages
224