How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-By-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful - Softcover

Diana Laurence

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1416205527 ISBN 13: 9781416205524

Publisher: Sellers Publishing, 2009

Synopsis

Who needs a book on dating a vampire? Well, Bella Swan and Sookie Stackhouse to name just two. They are fortunate to have vampire boyfriends. But what the heroines of Twilight and True Blood don't have and could use is some advice on getting along with them.

Everything they and every other red-blooded girl (and guy) wants to know about finding a dreamy blood-drinker and keeping him is within How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving The Bad and the Beautiful. Discover the Secret of the Red Satin Ribbon . . . author Diana Laurence explores the romantic fascination we mortals have for the undead.

Why do perfectly normal people fall for such sinister beings? And more importantly, what should we do about it when we do? Diana Laurence knows. With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Laurence does everything from explaining the attraction to blood-drinkers, to sharing what red satin signifies to them.

In this book, she has created a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence. And who better to introduce mortal readers to the world of dating a 21st century vampire than a few mouth-watering immortals?

The cast includes:
- Ethan, with his aquamarine eyes and supernaturally seductive piano playing.
- Mordred, classically cruel, dark, and handsome, with a thing for black leather gloves.
- His entrancingly cute carrot-topped friend Adam, as sweet as Mordred is scary.
- Gunnar, with his rich, golden hair, and dastardly but delightful knack for getting his way.
- The experienced and fascinating Colin, with his exquisite latte-colored skin and exotic beauty.
- The eccentric but gorgeous Aidan, purveyor of ancient magic.
- Enigmatic Conner, with his deep, dark eyes and protective soul.

These undead charmers will win the hearts and minds of readers everywhere, and author Diana Laurence will be their expert guide.

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Review

If you love yourself some Cullen, you NEED this book.If we're honest, there's nothing we like better than idling our days away imagining a new version of - one where Edward Cullen sees the light, drops that annoying Bella girl, and flies off into the night with us, only stopping briefly to vampire us up en route. SO when we heard about ace new book 'How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide' (Sellers, £9.99) we were VERY excited.
Out next month (23rd October to be precise), the book has all manner of useful info on why vampires are so attractive, how come normal people fall for these sinister beings and most importantly, how a mortal-vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted successfully. Which is going to make our fantasies work out EVEN better.
--Sugarscape, October 19, 2009

Did you want to date a vampire? In this book, Diana will explain how you can woo him, win him and forge the relationship you always dreamed of. Diana will seek to explain the attraction we have of vampires. Why we long to bond with them. Why we seek love from some sexy hot vampire. Diana has a great knowledge of the vampire culture and if you want to understand the look deep into my eyes stigma of vampires, well then you need not look any longer, just pick up this book.

Can a woman take away the predatory ambitions of a vampire? Can a woman tame a vampire? Again, learn it here, Diana gets into details and you will know if you are able to tame or not tame a vampire. Would you believe there are decent vampires and evil vampires? In this book you will learn about Dr. Steven Grey, well respected professor, serial killer and later vampire.

A very intriguing story indeed. You get a fantastic Q&A session about the mythos of vampires. Learn the facts and become the ultimate vampire scholar with this book! How to Catch and Keep a Vampire is a brilliant take on the vampire mythos. This is a book that would make Anne Rice blink. Yep! Genre-bending with outstanding affects! --Jazmaonline

About the Author

Diana Laurence is the author of the Souls' Embrace (2004), the popular romance novel Bloodchained (2007), and suspense thriller Looking on Darkness (2009).

Edition details

• Publisher: Sellers Publishing
• Publication date: 2009
• ISBN 10: 1416205527
• ISBN 13: 9781416205524
• Binding: Paperback
• Language: English
• Number of pages: 160