The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two) - Softcover

McArthur, Gary; Baker, Andrew

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1409252302 ISBN 13: 9781409252306

Publisher: Lulu.com, 2008

Synopsis

What is there against a Baboon's Left Testicle? And before you all scream "The right one of course!" I feel duty bound to inform you that, in this case, you would be mistaken, for our baboon has suffered a most intimate and injurious injustice - his right testicle has been wrenched from its furry pouch by a person, or persons, unknown in order to fulfil a long-held prophesy and set afoot plans for world domination. And herein lies the confusion in our tale - does the offending scrotal-raider have the right one for the job or is it the wrong one, being the right one? Set alongside this an unlikely group of misfits - including some completely oblivious newly-weds, a 200 year old, dead, gay, unidextrous pie maker and his curious short-arsed lover by the name of Gerard O'nad, a murderous army of Welsh zombies and an all-stitching, all-dancing counter-army of equally murderous Pearly Kings and Queens and you have an almighty pile of baboon excrement - but an equally almighty 'bloody good read!'

About this title

About the Author

Gary McArthur was born in Cyprus in 1965 and moved to the sunnier climate of Middlesbrough in the North East of England in 1966, having grown tired of the inclement weather of his birth country, and having progressed onto solid food. He could write before he was thirty five and was able to construct a sentence by his thirty sixth birthday. He is currently a Business Adviser for Business Link but hopes to make sufficient funds from the sale of this book to enable him to start claiming state benefits. Andrew Baker was born in 1966 in Middlesbrough and never left. He attended Southlands Secondary School between 1977 and 1982 where he learnt to add and subtract, write short sentences and chew paper into a kind of paper-mache for firing through the tube of a Bic pen at unfortunate teachers, walls and ceilings. This was also where he met Gary McArthur. Together they formed a writing partnership which lasted for over twelve hours during which time they consumed copious quantities of 'Nigerian Lager' (Guinness) and created "The Baboon's Left Testicle." Andrew currently enjoys employment with BP, but aspires to be languishing at Her Majesty's Pleasure by the end of the year.

Edition details

• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Publication date: 2008
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1409252302
• ISBN 13: 9781409252306
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 168