Gagged and Bound: A book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes - Softcover

Jones, Nick

 
9780993079405: Gagged and Bound: A book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes

Synopsis

Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport.

"A succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." The Bookbag

"I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." Reader’s Favorite

"This is a very funny book." Red City Review

Jokes include:

When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.

What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.

Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day.

I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.

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About the Author

Nick Jones has been getting big laughs on the circuit for a few years now. But when he isn’t out running, he likes to write jokes. Nick is a proofreader and copywriter. He lives in Cheshire with his wife, son and three cats.

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