Super Silly Riddles - Softcover

Keller, Charles

 
9780806977232: Super Silly Riddles

Synopsis

The fun starts here and now! These super silly riddles will have you snorting and chuckling! You won't stop laughing out loud, even in school! What do you call a fish without an eye? A: a fish! What do you call pigs that drive vans? A: Squeals on wheels. Why did the computer hacker refuse to kill spiders? A: He needed the web sites. What tree catches the most diseases? A: Sycamore. What do you call a book with the most hilarious side-splitters ever? A: Super Silly Riddles (of course!) *500 jokes arranged by theme: Asleep at the Switch - Beating around the Bush - Cracking up - Wits end - Gags to riches - April fool - Monkey business - Out on a limb - Rib ticklers - Tickled pink - *500-entry index of subjects so you can easily find a joke on any subject.

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From the Back Cover

The fun starts HERE and NOW! These super silly riddles will have you snorting and chuckling! And just when you think you can't laugh again, you'll hoot and snicker some more! Tell your friends these:
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What should you do if your ear rings?
Answer it.
What do you call pigs that drive trucks?
Squeals on wheels.
If a skunk wrote a book, what list would it be on?
The best-smeller list.
Why did the computer hacker refuse to kill spiders?
Because he needed the web sites.
What do you call a book of the most hilarious side-splitters ever?
Super Silly Riddles, of course!

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