Get in the Sea!: An Apoplectic Guide to Modern Life - Hardcover

Andy Dawson

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0718183819 ISBN 13: 9780718183813

Publisher: Michael Joseph, 2016

Synopsis

The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving.

The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture.

Man buns? Get in the sea.

Glitter beards? In you go.

Cereal cafes? SEA.

And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.

Something must be done.

Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .

About this title

About the Author

Andy Dawson has written for an array of newspapers and magazines over the past two decades, some of which no longer exist. Get In The Sea! is his fourth book, if you include the two that he co-wrote with Monkey from the PG tips adverts.

From the Back Cover

On dry land, our day-to-day lives are being well and
truly done up the wrong 'un by hordes of idiots who drag
us down with their foolishness, their tompankery and
their epic sh*thousery. Something must be done - it's time
for the idiots to be dispatched into the f**king sea.

From the Inside Flap

The sea - cold, wet and unforgiving. The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people and crap pop culture.

Man buns? Get in the sea.

Tripadvisor contributors? In you go.

Cereal cafes? SEA.

And how about the Beard Bib, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, drones, Dubai and Greg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.

Something must be done.

Buy this book.

Or you know what you can do . . .

Edition details

• Publisher: Michael Joseph
• Publication date: 2016
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0718183819
• ISBN 13: 9780718183813
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 256