The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman - Softcover

Laborde, Brock

 
9780595341528: The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman
Softcover
ISBN 10: 0595341527 ISBN 13: 9780595341528
Publisher: iUniverse, 2005

Synopsis

The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman might be the most irresponsible book written since The Bible. And a bible it is, in its own right, for the billions of men alive today who have no clue how to behave in public or private situations.Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century's self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of "gentleman".Impolitely smearing the footsteps left by previous well-respected etiquette gurus, Gentleman Brock pompously dissects all aspects of a modern gentleman's life, including:Knowing when to mutilate yourselfThe proper way to burp the PopeInviting yourself to partiesExtreme handkerchief maintenanceDispensing needless advice to strangersThe Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman is valuable for any man who wishes to learn how not to act in his everyday life. It is also valuable because a certain amount of paper, money, paper money, and other resources were used to print and distribute this book.

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Synopsis

The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman might be the most irresponsible book written since The Bible. And a bible it is, in its own right, for the billions of men alive today who have no clue how to behave in public or private situations. Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century's self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of "gentleman". Impolitely smearing the footsteps left by previous well-respected etiquette gurus, Gentleman Brock pompously dissects all aspects of a modern gentleman's life, including: Knowing when to mutilate yourself The proper way to burp the Pope Inviting yourself to parties Extreme handkerchief maintenance Dispensing needless advice to strangers The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman is valuable for any man who wishes to learn how not to act in his everyday life. It is also valuable because a certain amount of paper, money, paper money, and other resources were used to print and distribute this book.

About the Author

Brock LaBorde is a comedian, writer, and comedic writer who helped create the humor phenomenon known as Studio 8 Entertainment. On his website, www.studio8.net, you can read all about his many fantastic accomplishments and failures. Currently, he lives in Louisiana and in the hearts of millions across the world.

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Publisher
iUniverse
Publication date
2005
Language
English
ISBN 10 
0595341527
ISBN 13 
9780595341528
Binding
Paperback
Edition number
1
Number of pages
146