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Armstrong, Guy; Abominablethrong, Gasbag; Altitudestrong, Gravity; Accidentstrong, Galamity; Actuallyi'mchucknorrisstrong, Groovy; Aristocraticstrong, Greatness

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0473233614 ISBN 13: 9780473233617

Publisher: 978-0-473-23361-7, 2012

Synopsis

My name's Guy Armstrong and Hi Armazong. This is the second edition of my first book, written after my third beer, with about eleven thousand words, arranged to maximize the silliness levels. It's about my life - or a few weekends of it, anyway - as a student. Parties, politics and police all have a role, albeit lightheartedly. Here's a sample: "I drove round and round the Basin Reserve, I don’t know how many times, in my switched reluctance bicycle at about five miles an hour. I’d kidnapped some adults a year ago in my car, so I wasn’t allowed to drive any more. In full deviant loopholing through the law, I sawed my car in half, now I have two motorbikes. To shield myself from the windy Wellington, I left my motorbike on the side of the road, and bought a car, which I promptly remembered I wasn’t allowed to drive. I cut it in half with my mate’s angle grinder. It was a pretty rough cut, and I sliced some part of myself open almost every time I got in to ride. “It’s a vicious cycle” I explained to the police, who didn’t seem to care. “No more driving round and round” they said, over and over... "

Edition details

• Publisher: 978-0-473-23361-7
• Publication date: 2012
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0473233614
• ISBN 13: 9780473233617
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 73