The Beer Guru's Guide: Enlightenment for Those Who Thirst for Knowledge - Hardcover

Street, Chris

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 0285637738 ISBN 13: 9780285637733

Publisher: Souvenir Press, 2006

Synopsis

This book is for all who understand that drinking beer can be a religious experience, a portal to an alternative reality. This is the perfect gift for the millions who like a pint. It features marketing partnerships with breweries and pubs. The author is a high profile advertising creative who will attract media attention. It is fully illustrated throughout, and all for the price of just four pints. As a follower of the Barmy Swami, Chris Street is eminently qualified to reveal the mystical secrets of beer, its sacred nature and the path of the Beer Guru. Go on a quest for the Holy Ale, the sacred beer that flows from the Font of All Knowledge and which bestows infinite knowledge, immortality and enlightenment. Create your own beer temple, master the art of astral travel.

About this title

About the Author

Chris Street is an award-winning advertising executive who has worked on numerous commercials for well-known beers. He is a mystic and member of The Order of Bards, Ovates and Druids. He is the author of two cult books on ancient sacred sites.

From the Back Cover

Could the fabled elixir of life
be an extraordinarily potent beer?

A beer that can unlock mysterious powers
giving you access to all knowledge,
all wisdom?

A beer that can make you
absolutely irresistible to the opposite sex?

A beer that holds the secret
of eternal youth and immortality?

Follow the way of the Beer Guru

From the Inside Flap

Beer is divine.
Drink it religiously.

Drinking beer is a spiritual experience, a step on the path to mystical
enlightenment.
Translated from scrolls found in the rubble of the Balti Towers restaurant,
the enigmatic Beer Guru's teachings have become renowned.

Follow this step-by-step guide that takes you on a quest for The Holy Ale,
a sacred beer that flows from the Font of All Wisdom and bestows infinite
knowledge, immortality and instant enlightenment.

If you survive the initiation of the whirling pit, you will meet the Beer
Guru himself, the Dalai Llager, the Beer Goddess and the Barmy Swami. You
will learn how to create your own Beer Temple and master the art of Tantric
Beer drinking, so that you can keep it up all night.

By following the Beer Guru, you will achieve nirvana, one-ness with the
universe, ecstatic bliss, immortality, wisdom and you will never suffer a
hangover again.

Edition details

• Publisher: Souvenir Press
• Publication date: 2006
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0285637738
• ISBN 13: 9780285637733
• Binding: Hardcover
• Number of pages: 192