2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids : The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, geography jokes, computer jokes.
Language: English
Published by Independently Published Jul 2020, 2020
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- Title
- 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids : The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, geography jokes, computer jokes.
- Author
- V Subhash
- Publisher
- Independently Published Jul 2020
- Publication year
- 2020
- Condition
- Neu
- Binding
- Taschenbuch
- Language
- English
- ISBN 13
- 9798667028932
- Item weight
- 231 grams
- Dimensions
- 229x152x9 mm
- 2020 new jokes plus a few hundred extra to adjust for some old jokes
- Jokes for learning - cross-the-road jokes, animal jokes, pun jokes, computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...
- Jokes for fun - financial jokes, breakup jokes, Rajinikanth Facts (similar to Chuck Norris Facts)
- Three chapters devoted to foreign languages (French, Latin and a few others)
- A treasure house of clever puns, wordplay and interesting facts/riddles - mostly written like a quiz
- Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are sceptical, read the jokes under the title 'Off The Wall Philosopher'
- Plenty of illustrations and some very novel joke formats (Useful Latin/French/Foreign phrases, Off-The-Wall Philosophers, Jokes You Love To Hate, Elephant-and-Ant jokes, and Geography Jokes)
- Loads of fun for kids and their families. Absolutely no (‿ˠ‿) humour.
Excerpts
- Part 1 - for learning
- Children's Jokes
- Why did the lizard sue the hospital?
After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.
- Why did the lizard sue the hospital?
- Computer Jokes
- What made the quantum computer so frustrated?
He made a complete fool of himself.
- What made the quantum computer so frustrated?
- Physics Jokes
- How many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?
One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.
- How many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb?
- Chemistry Jokes
- What happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?
It left him fuming.
- What happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave?
- Biology Jokes
- Why is xylem more believable than phloem?
Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.
- Why is xylem more believable than phloem?
- Children's Jokes
- Part 2 - for fun
- Political Jokes
- What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who hides the tin with chocolates on the top shelf?
Elitist. - What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who finds the chocolates in the top shelf before you can?
Thought criminal - What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who can reach the chocolates in the top shelf?
Height criminal. - What is a politically incorrect name for an older sibling who prevents you from reaching the chocolates in the top shelf?
Obstructionist. - What is a politically incorrect name that a parent calls you when you get caught and your story changes each time you tell it?
Revisionist. - What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who is too chicken to get into trouble or does not get caught often enough?
Conformist. - What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who always has a backup plan?
Survivalist. - What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who does get caught but does not get punished as often as you do?
Expert. - What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who manages eliminate his tracks before you bring it to your parents' attention?
Escapologist. - What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who does not want to hear your legitimate excuses?
Russophobe.
- What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who hides the tin with chocolates on the top shelf?
- Political Jokes
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