In anticipation of the forthcoming release of The Slippery Slope (A Series of Unfortunate Events Book the Tenth) don't miss this depressing opportunity to warn even more readers off Lemony Snicket.
Finally, here is the definitive – and only – book for anyone interested in learning more about the alarmingly elusive author.
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Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography is bizarre, abstruse ("a word which here means 'cryptic'"), and truly entertaining. Would you expect anything less from the mystery man behind A Series of Unfortunate Events (The Bad Beginning, The Ersatz Elevator, etc.)? Virtually every detail of the volume has Snicket's indelible mark, from the book jacket (reversible to help readers disguise this "extremely dangerous" and "objectionable" autobiography) to the copyright page text to the intentionally blurry and bewildering black-and-white photographs appearing throughout. An apparently false obituary for Lemony Snicket sets the stage for what turns into a series of mind-boggling bundles of coded information passed from hand to hand, gleaned from newspapers blowing through streets, pages from a journal addressed to "Dear Dairy," blueprints of ships, minutes from secret meetings, and a lot of edited and disputed commentary. The question is, do we finally discover the meaning of VFD? You know you're not going to get a straight answer. But any fan of Snicket will have a lot of fun trying. (Ages 9 and older) --Emilie CoulterFrom the Back Cover:
A Warning from the Publisher:
Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following:
1. Who is Lemony?
2. Is there a secret organization I should know about?
3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?
4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?
5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?
Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"
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Book Description HarperColl. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. 0060007192 Ships promptly. Bookseller Inventory # HCI5266DPGG052717H0257
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Book Description HarperColl, 2002. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Bookseller Inventory # P110060007192
Book Description Harpercollins Childrens Books, New York, U.S.A., 2002. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. Stated 1st Edition. Brand New, Unread In New Dj Pictorial Hardback, With Original Reversible Dust Jacket Which Is Printed On Two Sides. The Outer Side Is A Brown Paper Wrapper. The Inside Of The Dust Jacket Is Printed In Color And Depicts A Nonexistent Book Called The Pony Party, So That While You Peruse This Unfortunate Confession, People Will Actually Think That You're Reading The Latest Volume In The Pony Party Series. Stated First Edition. First Printing, With Complete Number Line. This Is A Pristine, Unread Book. The Book And Dust Jacket Are Without Creases Or Marks Of Any Kind. In This Autobiography, The Elusive Author Provides A Glimpse Into His Mysterious And Sometimes Confusing Life, Using Fanciful Letters, Diary Entries, And Other Miscellaneous Documents As Well As Photographs And Illustrations. Bookseller Inventory # 000699
Book Description Harper Collins New York, 2002. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. 1st Edition... NEW carefully stored, perfect first printing of the US first edition. Unread, mint, perfect. WITH THE OFFICIAL BLIND STAMP OF LEMONY SNICKET AND - ON THE TITLE PAGE - SIGNED BY DANIEL HANDLER. VERY RARE THUS. Language: eng Language: eng 0.0 Language: eng 0.0 Language: eng 0.0. Signed by Author(s). Bookseller Inventory # ABE-10747458293
Book Description HarperCollins Publishers, New York, U.S.A., 2002. Hardcover. Book Condition: New. Dust Jacket Condition: New. Stated First Edition. all ages from the young.to the young at heart. Bookseller Inventory # 013835