Published by Pan Macmillan, United Kingdom, London, 2010
ISBN 10: 075222736X ISBN 13: 9780752227368
Seller: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. From the makers of the bestselling Mock the Week: This Year's Book comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after. Jam-packed with near-the-knuckle, quickfire gags, categories include: UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ ON THE BACK OF A BOOK: 'Incredibly moving, the book of the year' Whizzer and Chips BAD THINGS TO HEAR IN HOSPITAL: 'Can you feel that? You can feel my finger? Do you like it? Does it feel good? Sh*t, the doctor's here.' UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN A ROMANCE NOVEL: It was love at first sight -- she a beautiful heiress, he a donkey in a hat. UNLIKELY BOARD GAME INSTRUCTIONS: Having taken the cards out of your rectum, shuffle them and give everyone the maximum they will accept. UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON A PA SYSTEM: 'Could the man who has just been decapitated in Coach 6 please stop pressing the emergency button.'. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
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Published by Pan Macmillan, United Kingdom, London, 2008
ISBN 10: 0752226754 ISBN 13: 9780752226750
Seller: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Scenes Wed Like to See is the very first Mock the Week book, published to coincide with the sixth series of the hit BBC2 comedy show. From gloriously rude `Unfortunate names for race horses to `Unlikely personal ads and lines that (sadly) never appeared in the Harry Potter books, Mock the Week: Scenes Wed Like to See is the fastest, funniest read of the year: a bumper book of all-new razor-sharp one-liners, including: UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: No rabbits were harmed during the testing of this product but the rats were less lucky. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDNT SELL: Happy New Breasts! UNLIKELY HOROSCOPES: You will go to your bedroom window and stand there naked for a minute, you will do this especially if your name is Mrs Hughes and you live at 56, The Avenue, Claphamaround 3.30 would be best for me. UNLIKELY LINES FROM A NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK: 'Ive turned my cock into a frog!' squealed Ron in terror. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
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Published by Pan Macmillan, United Kingdom, London, 2014
ISBN 10: 1447269632 ISBN 13: 9781447269632
Seller: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately, the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays, the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs . . . Categories include: Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking, I'm trying to do the Eulogy!' Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful! Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.' Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat, pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank. They love that. Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or, failing that, someone really fat who will make for a soft landing. Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow, then there's something wrong. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
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Published by Boxtree, 2010
ISBN 10: 0330532294 ISBN 13: 9780330532297
Seller: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
Published by Pan Macmillan, United Kingdom, London, 2010
ISBN 10: 0752227327 ISBN 13: 9780752227320
Seller: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn't have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN'T SELL: Sorry About Your Face UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon - well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOU'D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: `James, he's using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space. Bond took the bottle out of M's shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
Published by BOXTREE, 2009
ISBN 10: 0752226959 ISBN 13: 9780752226958
Seller: MusicMagpie, Stockport, United Kingdom
Condition: Very Good. 1696397020. 10/4/2023 5:23:40 AM.
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Published by Boxtree Ltd, 2014
ISBN 10: 1447260805 ISBN 13: 9781447260806
Seller: WorldofBooks, Goring-By-Sea, WS, United Kingdom
Paperback. Condition: Very Good. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged.
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Published by Boxtree, 2014
Seller: Bestsellersuk, Hereford, United Kingdom
Hardcover. Condition: Very Good. Creased Cover. No.1 BESTSELLERS - great prices, friendly customer service â" all orders are dispatched next working day.
Published by Boxtree, 2014
Seller: Bestsellersuk, Hereford, United Kingdom
Hardcover. Condition: Good. Scratches to cover. Bump to spine. Sun damage to edge of pages. No.1 BESTSELLERS - great prices, friendly customer service â" all orders are dispatched next working day.
Published by Boxtree, 2014
Seller: Bestsellersuk, Hereford, United Kingdom
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Published by Boxtree, 2010
ISBN 10: 075222736X ISBN 13: 9780752227368
Seller: Michael Moons Bookshop, PBFA, Whitehaven, CUMBR, United Kingdom
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Hardcover. Condition: As New. No Jacket. 1st Edition. 1st edition, 2010. Original pictorial boards as new. Pages very clean & tight. No inscriptions. Illustrated. 160 pages.