SPERM BANDITS - Softcover

Dotun Adebayo

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1902934180 ISBN 13: 9781902934181

Publisher: THE X PRESS, 2002

Synopsis

Dotun Adebayo's got a problem. A BIG problem. Just one little sperm, that's all it took. One little sperm stolen from a used condom on a slow boat to Sweden. Now the CSA have presented him with an enormous bill for that one night of """"safe"""" sex. In this hilarious follow-up to his successful Can I Have My Balls Back Please, Dotun takes his hilarious campaign onto the streets, where he discovers that women have been stealing sperm to save themselves a trip to the sperm bank for years. Dotun also stars in Channel 4's Sperm Bandits.

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Synopsis:

One Man's Fight For The Rights Of His Sperm; Dotun Adebayo's got a problem. A Big problem. Just one litle sperm, that's all it took. One little sperm taken without his permission on a slow boat to Sweden. Now the CSA have presented him with an [pound]86,000 bill for that one night of passion. "My scheming girlfriend stole my sperm to get herself pregnant," he protests in this side-splitting follow-up to his successful Can I Have My balls Back Please? Baroness Hollis, minister in charge of the CSA doesn't want to know. Even when Dotun revelas that his girlfriend inseminated herself from the contents of his used condom. "It's conception by deception. I didn't think anyone could stoop so low to do such a thing." In Sperm Bandits, Dotun takes his hilarious campaign (Hands off the sperm!) onto the streets, where he discovers that women have been stealing sperm to save themselves a trip to the sperm bank for years. Can any man be more than 99.99999 percent sure that he hasn't got a child he doesn't know about. Phil Mitchell in Eastenders thought he knew for sure. Because he made it perfectly clear to Lisa that he's not in the market for kids.

Yet, little does he know that he fathered her child. Joanna Lumley did not tell the father about their son's existence. Liz Hurley and Jordan have reported that their partners abandoned them during pregnancy on the grounds that they clearly did not want to have children with them. Boris Becker just couldn't understand how a blowjob in a broom cupboard resulted in a child.

About this edition

• Publisher: THE X PRESS
• Publication date: 2002
• ISBN 10: 1902934180
• ISBN 13: 9781902934181
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 240