Da Gospel According to Ali G - Hardcover

G, Ali

Hardcover

ISBN 10: 1841157201 ISBN 13: 9781841157207

Publisher: Fourth Estate, 2001

Synopsis

The book the whole of Staines has been waiting for – gansta rapper Ali G’s guide to life.

Check dis – as a gesture of peace and to make a couple of extra squid, me has laid down me Uzi, picked up a felt-tip and wrote a book. I ain’t hexactly sure wot is in it, cos me can’t hactually read (they never taught it at me school), but apparently it is full of well good advice on everyfing to do with surviving life in da Barkshire ghetto; stuff like what crimes you can comit legally, how to bone your bitch in a Renault 5 after da back seat is taken up by a massive sub-woofer and what to do in a drive-by or drive-thru situation. It also contain bits of me interviews dat was too good for da telly and best of all, some wikkid fotos of me Julie’s swingaz dat I promised never to show no one. Plus, to help the envirolment, I iz told dat not one single page is printed on recycled paper. Get dis quality book in your shop – me guarantee you will get massive profits from people shoplifting it. Peace, G.

About this title

Review:

'He is a comic genius' -- Neil Hamilton, The Mirror

From the Publisher:

The contents of this book are designed to be satirical, parodxical, humourous and just plain funny. This book contains strong language - making references to sex, gender, drugs, violence, race and religion and depicts images and scenes of a sexually explicit nature. This book is only suitable for adults who are broad minded and are not easily offended.

About this edition

• Publisher: Fourth Estate
• Publication date: 2001
• ISBN 10: 1841157201
• ISBN 13: 9781841157207
• Binding: Hardcover
• Edition number: 2
• Number of pages: 128