The Adventures of Podge - the Pooiest, Ploppiest Pig on the Planet! - Softcover

Hayes, Clifford James

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1499319649 ISBN 13: 9781499319644

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2014

Synopsis

PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'toilet humour' - if words like ‘poo’ offend then please do not purchase! The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the author requests you observe the above before buying ... A hilarious tale about the evils of eating bad food. Introducing Podge - the pig who revolts in more ways than one! Will Queen Sheep and the farm be able to do anything about Podge the pig, or will his bottom win in the end? ... Podge the pig’s belly turned others to jelly; His bottom-emissions were rotten and smelly! The pig often found himself in a foul mood, (Mainly because all he ate was junk food). His animal friends said enough was enough, And mutually agreed it was time to get tough. The question remained, though - what could they do, About Podge the pig’s bottom-burps, splatters and poo? In full colour, large format and fully-illustrated by the author, 'Podge' is a great rhyming tale for all ages, with an important message about the perils of eating too much junk food.

About this title

About the Author:

Clifford James Hayes is an occasional author and independent publisher, and has to date written and illustrated over a dozen books in different genres (childrens’ tales, historical fantasy, comedic science fiction and biographical). His ‘day job’ is running his graphic design business (www.hayesdesign.co.uk) where his specialism is the design of books and cd/albums. Inspirations for his books include Roald Dahl, Monty Python, Rik Mayall, Spike Milligan and (most importantly) the mad outpourings of his young daughter, Poppy, to whom all his books are dedicated. For more info please get in touch via www.hayesdesign.co.uk

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2014
• ISBN 10: 1499319649
• ISBN 13: 9781499319644
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 32