A Little Book Of Lies - Third & Final Edition: or Penguin Gynaecology for Beginners: 3 - Softcover

Potz-Rayner, Mr Steve; Lockwood, Mr Richard

Softcover

ISBN 10: 149422447X ISBN 13: 9781494224479

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2013

Synopsis

The Third and Final edition of the world famous Little Book Of Lies, a work subject to several arms treaties, the Geneva Convention and the rules and regulations of the Frinton-on-Sea Mixed Martial Arts and Basket Weaving Society, is presented here for your enjoyment, delectation and possibly even your sexual arousal if you're a bit odd. It contains more than two thousand and less than forty seven million lies on such diverse topics as cheese wobbling, exploding Frenchmen, foolproof defenses in courts of law against accusations of idiocy while drunk and how to modify your heartbeat to a waltz rhythm. Written over the course of many, many drinks by Messrs. Potz-Rayner and Lockwood, this third edition is illustrated by Ms Angela Creasey, the world renowned artist, motor mechanic and tap dancer. Almost a decade in the making, most of which was spent idly hanging about waiting for the weekend, this literary work of genius has been seen as far afield as Australia, the US and the planet Vespasian IV - the latter being down to an amusing incident with a flying saucer, a catapult and something of a misunderstanding regarding some radishes. That one's really best glossed over. *cough* It was, as has been previously mentioned, substantially Powered By Beer. It's also funnier than anything you've got in the smallest room for your friends to read whilst about their toilet or other such unmentionables. It even comes with a wipe clean cover, of sorts. Oh gosh, draw a veil over that one too. Suffice to say that it's a staple fitment in any quality bathroom and takes longer to read than Auto Trader. Buy one today and watch your social status flourish! (Or possibly plummet.)

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2013
• ISBN 10: 149422447X
• ISBN 13: 9781494224479
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 3
• Number of pages: 314