The United States vs. Santa Claus: The Untold Story of the Actual War on Christmas: How the U.S. Government Destroyed Christmas - Softcover

Sack, Brian

Softcover

ISBN 10: 147676476X ISBN 13: 9781476764764

Publisher: Threshold Editions, 2013

Synopsis

"'Twas right before Christmas" """And in the White House" """A dread plan was hatched" """To make Santa a louse" """Joe Biden assisted, and Mike Bloomberg too" """And before we all knew it, old Saint Nick was through." The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV s hit show," The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack "bring you their hilarious vision of Christmas Future or possibly sooner. What happens when the Scrooge-iest Washington politicians take on the jolliest soul of all time? Can a scandal-plagued administration distract the American public by bringing Santa to his knees? Can a bumbling bureaucracy destroy the reputation of the most popular man in the Northern Hemisphere? Spoiler alert: YES! And faster than you can say ho-ho-ho! This is the sad story of the "real" war on Christmas and how the NSA, IRS, OSHA and every other acronym in Washington came gunning for the man in red with everything they ve got: two-thousand page reports on the environmental impact of reindeer farts...unionized elves...suspicious audits...character assassination...and all the other cruel and unusual tactics of an out-of-control government. Yes Virginia, there was a Santa Claus. This is his story."

About this title

About the Author:

Brian Sack is the host of The B.S. of A with Brian Sack on TheBlaze TV network. He is the author of In The Event of My Untimely Demise, a collection of sage advice for his children, and The B.S. of A.: A Primer in Politics for the Incredibly Disenchanted, a collection of sage advice for his countrymen. He lives in New York City with the best of intentions. Visit him on the web at BrianSack.com.

Jack Helmuth is a television writer and producer and is currently the executive producer of The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack, the number one Brian Sack-themed television show on TheBlaze television network. Jack has previously written jokes for the Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live, and was a writer on a wide array of shows, such as Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, the MTV Video Music Awards, and McEnroe, the ill-fated John McEnroe talk show that his manager angrily reminds him is a "non-credit" every time he brings it up in situations like this. He also co-wrote, produced, and appears in the film May The Best Man Win, which is currently available on iTunes. Jack lives in Brooklyn with his wife and two kids. Follow him on Twitter @JackHelmuth.

About this edition

• Publisher: Threshold Editions
• Publication date: 2013
• ISBN 10: 147676476X
• ISBN 13: 9781476764764
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 240