The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting - Softcover

Laditan, Bunmi

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1476734771 ISBN 13: 9781476734774

Publisher: Scribner Book Company, 2014

Synopsis

As seen on Good Morning America, the irreverent, bracingly honest, and "awfully funny" (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Internet's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.

Are you the confused parent of a toddler?

Are you constantly disappointing the 2T in your life?

Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief?

I can't help you with that last one, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? In this book you'll learn:

- How time-outs make you look like a fool

- Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen

- Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN

- The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles

- That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants

The hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes.

Happy reading. You're doing the right thing. For once.

About this title

Product Description:

Rare Book

Review:

"I laughed my face off."--Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened

"Laugh out loud funny! Get this book NOW! It's a must for any and every parent!"--Jill Smokler, author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy

"How did this get published? Someone please take this child to the park."--Dr. Harvey Karp, creator of the DVD/book, The Happiest Toddler on The Block

About this edition

• Publisher: Scribner Book Company
• Publication date: 2014
• ISBN 10: 1476734771
• ISBN 13: 9781476734774
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 256