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When Gordon Wright published 'Classroom Clangers' in 1981 the demand for this collection of funny remarks made by children in schools was more than anticipated and the book reprinted four times. 'More Classroom Clangers' and 'Even More Classroom Clangers' also notched up astonishing sales. This omnibus edition of the three books includes a batch of new material.
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Hair is sort of threads coming out of your head; they grow just like they was living.
Michael Angelo painted the cistern of the chapel.
Brussels is famous for its carpets and sprouts.
Samuel Pepys kept a dairy.
When one of her pupils announced that her mummy had just had a baby, the teacher remarked, 'How nice, Susan! Is it a boy or a girl?' 'No, not yet, it's just a baby,' she replied.
The teacher was involved in explaining about angels and seraphs when one child asked if they flew. 'Yes,' said the teacher, 'it says so in the Bible.' 'I'd like to be one,' said one scruffy lad who was always in trouble. 'That would be nice,' she smiled. '...and I could chase the crows, miss,' he continued.
I am Jimmy. I love my Mother. I love my Father. I love my Sister. I love my Dog. I love my Budgie. But not all of them love me.
Joan of Arc was Noah's sister.
A centimetre is an insect with a hundred legs.
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- PublisherGordon Wright Publishing Ltd
- Publication date1998
- ISBN 10 0903065843
- ISBN 13 9780903065849
- BindingPaperback
- Number of pages112
- IllustratorGlass George J.
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